Hanging Pedos by their Bollocks from a Lamp Post 1 - Sex Stories

Hanging Pedos by their Bollocks from a Lamp Post 1

... kid./" she asked. "No, I fucking can't" I said and grabbed her. "Mind my knickers they're," she said as I ripped them off her, "My best ones or they were." We fucked there and then, the sunlight glistened on her brown hair as I pounded her, at least until I saw old Doris from number thirty two watching us and I closed the front door with me foot, "Do you love me Johnno?" she says in mid fuck. "What's not to love," I says, "I reckon I do, it's like you always been here." "Oh Johnno!"she says and gave my prick an extra squeeze that sent cum bursting up my shaft to flood her insides, "I love you too!" she said, "Now what about that teachery little Pedo you got to sort out." "Bloody hell Sandra!" I said, "That's Al's problem," but it weren't because Billy came round with a load of old meat hooks which were rusty or bent or blunt. Billy had hardly gone before the coppers called, Tony Mulholland and Sergeant Fforbes, "I'd like you to come down the Station," Fforbes says, "And no cracks about fucking trains, I'm the fucking comedian." "I can tell," I said, "The funny hat's a dead give away." "Shut it Johnno," Tony adds, "Did Billy bring the hooks?" He could see them so he grabbed them and shoved them in a bag, "You can come too miss," he said to Sandra, and then we found Al waiting in the Police van, and a couple of the Pedo's from the pictures. "Lads, meet Arthur Mellis and Sebastian Groom," Tony says, "Arthur likes underage boys and Sebastian likes boys full stop." "That is ...

... defamatory officer," Sebastian announces, "I shall instruct my solicitor." "Through fucking Tarot cards maybe." Sgt Fforbes suggested, "Because there's no solicitors where you're going, not live ones." "I must protest," Sebsatian whined so Tony nutted him with his truncheon, that shut him up. "Right, lets get moving," Fforbes says so Tony hops in the drivers seat and we headed off down towards the canal wharf. "What's on?" I asked as I saw a copper on duty at the gate and loads of Police tape. "Crime scene," says Tony, "They're all yours," he adds and he hops out followed by Fforbes and stroll towards the gate. "Christ," says Al, "Stuck in a van with a pair of Pedo's." "Look, I never hurt anyone." Arthur said stupidly, "I buy them sweets and ice creams, games for their play stations, and they enjoy it as much as I do." "What, your kidding right?" Al asked all incredulous like. "It fucking hurts, taking it up the ass, I should know," Sandra adds. "Oh no they love it!" Arthur continued, "I love children." "Fuck, you're seriously fucked up." Al says. "Totally fucked, totally." Sandra agreed. "Needs fucking killing," Al added. "Steady on Al," I said, "Christ." Sebastian looks really worried as he sat with his hands handcuffed behind him, he looked at Alf and Alf looked at him and then. "Run!" Sebastian says and so we all legged it, just like that, we legged it, of course with that the coppers started coming back with that big daft German Shepherd dog Alf Grimsdale laughingly called a ...