Hanging Pedos by their Bollocks from a Lamp Post 1 - Sex Stories

Hanging Pedos by their Bollocks from a Lamp Post 1

... would be ok one way or another. ================================================== Tony wasn't too chuffed when I reported back "Tied up on a porch isn't hanging by the bollocks from a lamp post is it?" he explained reasonably. "And it ain't my license," I replied, "Have you been giving Sandra one?" "I need the money Johnno," Sandra explained, "He's got a lovely little cock." "Shut it," Tony says. "I hardly know he's in there." Sandra said, "That's why I charge him half price." "You little bitch," he snapped, "You fucking stupid little bitch." he said as he downed his pint, "Nearly knocking off time, I'd best get back in uniform and sod off back to the station." he said and he wobbled drunkenly to the door. "Johnno," Sandra says, "Do you want to fuck me with your great big juicy cock?" "Well I can't use anybody elses!" I explained, "Where, round the bogs?" "Your house silly, come on," she says and she nearly dragged me out. Tony was in uniform as we came out, "What have you mad bastards done!" he demanded, "Fucking control are doing their fucking nut, Assistant Commissioner Reynolds has been assaulted in Argyll street." he said, "Some mad bastard has ripped his bollocks off!" "Tony, he had a mask on, I had no idea." I said. "Oh fucking bollocks!" Tony exclaimed and he leapt in the Panda car and shot off down Borrowswick road towards Argyll street with siren blaring, I thought lights would have been a good idea, headlights and maybe the blue ones but what do I know I ain't a ...

... copper. We went home, Mum wasn't happy, "Look John it's not right bringing girls home for the night." she said. "We're trying for a baby Mrs Althwaite," Sandra chirped and poor old mum nearly fainted, "So as I can get a council house." "Oh," says mum weakly, "You won't want breakfast then?" "Oh go on then," Sandra says, "You twisted me arm!" "Do you want a snog?" Sandra asked later on, after our third screw. "Not really," I admitted, "Oh go on then!" she tasted of stale tobacco, it was like kissing a working mens club, it weren't bad really, considering. "You want to fuck my bum?" Sanra said later, "Only don't you get bored just doing it face to face." "Never really thought," I said, "But no, doggie maybe but ass holes are for shitting through." "What about me period?" she asks. "You got a mouth ain't you?" I pointed out. "Oh John," she says, "You're really lovely!" and she snuggled down in my arms contentedly. The Police came round before first light, Sergeant Giles Fforbes in person, "John Althwaite, I want a word," he bellowed. Dad opened the front door and I went down in me Pyjamas, Sandra followed wearing my shirt, "By gum you been sleeping with her as well?" Fforbes asked. "Only with Johnno not his dad," Sandra lisped, "Anyway I don't charge so its legal." "Cut the back chat, have you seen this before?" he said showing me the rope I last saw wound around the Pedo bloke's bollocks. I stared, "I thought so," he said, "You better burn it," "What!" I exclaimed. "Someone hung ...