Hanging Pedos by their Bollocks from a Lamp Post 1 - Sex Stories

Hanging Pedos by their Bollocks from a Lamp Post 1

... watch them at it through the upstairs windows through a gap in the curtains, yuck. Old Councillor Maesborough the Lib Dem was screwing the ass of some bloke and then we saw the school teachery one screwing some bloke wearing a St Benedicts school uniform. "What shall we do Johnno," Al asks. "Fucking emigrate," I suggested, "Tell you what, you jump up and down on the BMW down the street and I'll lasoo the bastards as they come out," I said and blow me if that daft prat Alan didn't do just that and start jumping up and down on the roof of a black BMW 5 series. All hell broke loose as the alarm went off, doors opened and several guests from the party spilled into the street in various stages of undress. Al looked shocked as they approached him, "Fucking Gay Pedo's" he shouted and I had a brain wave, as I found a sash window part open and wrenched it open wide so as I could get through. There was this bloke stark naked with this leather harness on him, poor prat, he had his hands handcuffed behind him and this leather hood on so he couldn't see or hear sod all, "Fucking Pedo!" I said and smacked his jaw with an upper cut and blow me if his little cock didn't twitch and uncurl, he was one of them masso-kists what likes pain. "Fucking hell!" I exclaimed but seeing his cock all stiff gave me ideas, not them ideas but it was certainly something to tie me rope around. It felt queer handling another blokes cock, fucking thing went all hard, yuck, but I got the rope around it behind ...

... his bollocks and pulled it tight, Christ did he fucking wail, that's when I had another brain wave, see there was this sort of little flag pole thing on the porch, so I dragged matey across by the rope around his bollocks and had him step out of window over the low sill and I tied his cock to the flag pole with the rope. It was funny, no one saw us see, they was all looking at Al and the BMW where he had jumped on the sunroof and it gave way, poor sod was jammed half way in and half way out, his legs inside and his top half out, "Fuck off you fucking Pedo's" he said, as this group of half naked blokes in leather pants tried to get him out of the car before the coppers turned up. In left the Pedo tied to the pole, went inside and shut the window, some poor sod was stuck in like medieval stocks ass in the air, looking all sheepish, I recognised him from school, "All right Jacko ," I says. "I needs the cash Johnno," he says, "I ain't gay nor nothing." "I'd rather starve mate," I says, "I been screwing Sandra from next door," I explained. "You don't fancy me then?" he says, "Thirty quid?" "Fuck no!" I says, "No we're going to get Sandra knocked up so we can get a council house." "That's fucking sad is that," Jacko says as he stoops there ass in the air and his head ankles and wrists through these wood planks, all secured by a padlock, "I want to make something of myself." I left the pillock to his delusions and snuck downstairs, there was nobody about so I slunk away I figured Al ...