How to Write a Terrible Sex Story - Sex Stories

How to Write a Terrible Sex Story

... In all three examples cited earlier, there's no gradual buildup or even character development. In 3 Cousins, the flimsy excuse that Samantha was horny and Mary is going with it is made. No offence to Squirrelboy, but I want to know if he has actually had sex before. That is a completely unrealistic depiction of sex, and of most people's urges even when they're horny. All of his stories are painfully unrealistic. I wanna make sure for the umpteenth time that I'm not denouncing him as a writer, I get the feeling he deliberately does short stories. Good on him. There's nothing wrong with stroke stories. They're just not good stories. Besides, he's better than My Sis is Irresistable, set in a weird alternate universe where despite not having an incestuous relationship, it's totally normal for a guy to suggest his sister wants to bang him after she receives confirmation via wet bathing suit that he's anatomically a male, then her best friend purposefully invades his shower to bang him and inform him that she wants to see her brother and her hook up. I mean... excuse me? Incest for some reason gets a free pass to be sex-centric and unrealistic, and it shouldn't. It not only ruins stories, it gives a lot of potentially great writers the wrong impression when it comes to writing good stories with solid characters. Sources: "3 Cousins" by Squirrelboy "Best Sister in the World!!! Part 1" by LordofallSex "My sis is irresistable!" by HornyHornyHippo "Sharing My Room With Sis" by ...

... HardandSoft "She is the One" cited earlier Up until this point all cites were either praises or mean-spirited constructive criticism, so let's switch gears and drop a nuke - if you want to really find out how not to write a porn story, look no further than undercoverman1's I'm Hot for my Older Sister. Good gracious, that story. I'm not going to provide a deep thoughtful commentary on it as much as just needlessly rag against it, so here goes. Sins of this story: Exposition through dialogue that would sound weird in a real conversation, a male protagonist who at 15 is tall, has an athletic build and an 8 inch penis, a female character who has D cup breasts, a slim waist and a big butt at 17, a blatant stare which the anti-incest sister is weirdly okay with, a backstory including friends that for no reason want the protagonist to bang his sister, a flimsy set of events leading the cliche 'yes my boobs are real, feel them if you don't believe me', terribly robotic dialogue, a brother literally responding to his sister not giving consent by doing it anyway (cough the definition of rape cough), the sister not giving two fucks when he does ignore her and goes for it anyway, the actual phrase 'fuck my pussy', all caps orgasms, dumb-as-stick sounding characters being straight-A students for whatever reason, a sister who apparently protested against her brother doing it with her pulling a 180 and saying 'I've wanted you for years' (excuse me, what?), introducing her friends to her brother as ...