How to Write a Terrible Sex Story - Sex Stories

How to Write a Terrible Sex Story

... sentences. Example: ' "Do you think we should grill up some burgers?" Asked Sean. "First I think we should find Jordan, then we should grill up some burgers." Jean concluded.' " This can be forgiven in moderation. Nevertheless, the fact that they both used the exact same wording stuck out, didn't it? I've seen stories do this repetitively and it stuck out just as much as an all-caps story. Ultimately, I fixed it through practice by treating dialogue in writing not as extra writing, but as a play waiting to happen. If it didn't sound like a realistic discussion two actual human beings would have, I would then modify it. And that brings us to realism. I honestly have no clue where to begin here. I lied, actually I do: Not every girl in the world is a slut waiting to happen. I don't find pride in people telling me that my story is one of the more believable of its kind - the guy has casual sex with three different girls at his school. By all means, brag about how that was your freshman year (or maybe 'brag' about it while secretly trying to reaffirm your masculinity and hide the fact that you actually lost your virginity at 22+ like a surprisingly high number of people) but this doesn't happen to anybody but a very low number of people, even lower in freshman year. Human beings aren't built that way. They're primarily emotional creatures. We can poo-poo this theory all you want, but the older I get and the more sex I experience, the more I realize that the old saying "sex ...

... takes place between the ears" is true. As a result, when you write a story about a guy who gets approached by the head cheerleader despite never knowing her beforehand and getting a blowjob from her then finding out the other cheerleaders dared her to, THEN banging another cheerleader and the first girl's mother, the whole story tends to stink. Yes, fbailey, that was me calling you out. I swear, the only thing more unrealistic and baffling than the events in those stories are the people in the comments claiming that this exact thing happened to them last Tuesday. (These are the people who I think are compensating for something, since they see that the males in the story are treated like kings in the school for whatever reason once they bang a few cheerleaders and instead of wish they were like them, lie to themselves about becoming them so they can feel like they should be treated better too.) "But Bashful," a voice protests, "I found that story more sexy than anything you ever wrote." Not only is that fine, in many cases that's probably true. Perhaps I should have clarified at the beginning, but let me make clear that I'm not suggesting that fbailey, blueheatt or any of the other quick-to-the-sex writers are bad. I'm sure they make good porn for their audiences. They, however, make terrible porn stories. I'm not instructing you on how to write about something primal. That would be dumb. I'm suggesting that there's a difference between a quick sex-centric saga and a porn legend. ...