Echo 01 - Sex Stories

Echo 01

... auntie, but I've only had a couple of boyfriends, so, I can't read them out loud, so [ding, ding, ding] Taylor, would you please golf cart Miss Jill and her luggage to her cabin and make sure that she gets back to the reception in the community center on time, please? Oh, and do you have any sprinter uniforms that need cleaning or anything, Miss Jill, hmm?"

"(Psst! Yes!)"

"(Psst, shut it, Echo!) I mean, maybe tomorrow after a good night's sleep or something, I mean, I don't know, I mean, no. Anyways, please take good care of the other woman in my life and um, do you have a cabin with a moat around it for Echo because his booty has a following and some side fags are following us down here to the resort for my amateur track meet, so?"

"[Ding, ding, ding] Lester, can you dig a moat around cabin #11 and build a draw bridge in 30 minutes, hmm?"

"(I can't even pull up porn on my phone in 30 minutes!) Kendra, that would be against the resorts policy of digging dirt (without the dirt if that Boi booty will be strutting around all weekend), so?"

"Sorry, ma'am and missy ma'am, no protective moat, so?"

"Oh, oh well, I tried, so, my golf cart driver's name is Taylor then, you say, hmm?"

[Resort golf carts have weak ass sounding horns]

"(Chirp, chirp) your luggage is loaded up, ma'am."

[Whirl, whirl, whirl, away because the reception clock is ticking]

"Hi, I'm Echo and I must be next, so?"

"And you're not a runner then, Echo, hmm? You're just here as a ...

... supporter then, hmm?"

"Oh, I run plenty from sexual situations, but that's about it, so?"

"Oh, I used to run from sexual situations too until my first boyfriend showed me a signed affidavit from every man on the planet that certified that they will die without sex, so, I stopped running so much. Well, my first boyfriend, Billy told me about the worldwide signed affidavit since the original document was destroyed by blue fire, so?"

"OMG, are you saying that the fag advances that I reject like all the time have put some peoples lives in jeopardy, hmm?"

"Well (giggles), we woman folk carry a lot of responsibility (giggles) to keep men alive, Echo, so?"

"Well, did the ground keeper guy just outside watering flowers sign the affidavit too because when I was struggling with my roller luggage bag, he smirked at me and waved his water hose spray at me sideways and then I stuck my tongue out at him like a child and then he flicked his water hose stream up in the air like a walk under loop hoop and then he kept his eye me as I rolled my roller bag under the hoop of water, so?"

"Oh, that's the grounds keeper, Todd and I just texted Todd and told him to take his flowering water hose to your cabin #11 and make a wet circle all the way around it like the makings of a sexual advance safety moat, so?"

"Oh, okay, I mean, can Todd the ground keeper, make the swim across the moat later and show me how the propane fireplace inside of my holiday weekend cabin works a little ...