Echo 01 - Sex Stories

Echo 01

... the spare woman thing.

"Really, Echo? I mean, I hope I'm that active later in life! Anyways, I know that you're not Paul's spare woman and all, but tee he, we gossip about it sometimes, tee he, all in good fun and all, so, should I sleep with one ear open later to hear your whimpers echo though trees or what since this is technically a resort holiday weekend, hmm?"

"Oh, oh and will I hear your whimpers echo through the trees later tonight, Kara, hmm?"

"Tee he, of course you will, silly since I don't allow my boyfriend to bring a spare woman along to our time trials!"

I need a book. That's it, I need a book. And I needed to get to cabin #6 because I was sleeping in a sprinter's uniform one way or another.

"Stop right there, thief or I'll nail you with my water hose!"

"Hah, you wish you could nail me with your water hose, Todd, but I'm not available for nailing! What else do you have, hmm, because I'm not even on the nailing pathway!"

"Oh, strip right here on the back deck of this cabin and change clothes right in front of me then, do it now or I'll release this leaking hose handle, Echo!"

Hmm, for one, hah and for two, um, not in public, even though it was only the two of us and owls and for three...

"Todd, at best you can sit in front of the ...

... propane fireplace while I change into my sprinter PJs in the bedroom, so, hah, drop the leaky water hose and escort me to my cabin and do it now!"

Yeah, that didn't work out for me. I mean, it worked out for Todd alright, since he insisted that there is a hidden resort rule and signed affidavit that claims when the spare woman wasn't needed at home, I mean, sheesh, somebody snuck into my cabin while I was out and scribbled that rule on that piece of paper that hangs on the back of the cabin door!

"Oh, don't you smirk at me, Todd, just because I'm not going all "ick, ewe, ick" right now!"

It wasn't that bad, not that I knew the hand writing on my transitional wall and eat oysters a lot.

"Ahh."

"Oh, and that includes not going all "ahh, ahh, ahh" with me either because that was the only time you will ever seduce me again, water hose head."

"Ahh."

"Well, are you going to put it away because I'm way, way, way beyond knowing what the next steps are, so?"

"Ahem, ahh."

Well, what self-respecting spare woman would just let it throb there and ooze out, especially since what was important is that, not only did I manage to sleep in a sprinter's practice uniform, I answered the cabin door in the morning dressed that way for my morning coffee.

End Echo 01