Echo 01 - Sex Stories

Echo 01

... later because I'm pretty sure it has a knob or something that might need to be twisted or something, so?"

"Oh, Echo, I mean, I just texted Todd and reminded him that the first knob notch is blue fire and the second knob notch is yellow and blue fire and that the third knob notch is blue, yellow and red fire, you know, the most romantic for a holiday weekend at the resort during a sprinter challenge, so?"

"Well, what else did you text to this Todd guy then, hmm?"

"Oh, Echo, I just texted it all and told Todd that your normal is probably to peck kiss on the cheeks and that your tongue has probably never broken the seal of your Cupid's Bow pouty lips, so, he might have to quick turn his head sideways during a "thank you" cheek peck and dig for the gold by surprise, so?"

"Well, I mean, what did that Todd guy text you back for that then, hmm?"

"Oh, Todd texted me back and said it's a good thing that you're not a sprinter for this weekend's trials because your hips area may not be in running shape by the morning!"

"(Gulp) I mean, did you just now text that water hooping and looping guy, Todd and tell him that I just gulped out loud while on a hidden resort holiday, hmm?"

"I mean, I just texted Todd a thumbs up emoji and shadow box emoji that clearly implies a blow job when the phone is held upside down, so, is that the same thing, hmm?"

"(Gulp) well, I mean, this might be a disappointing weekend then for that Todd guy because I already said that I run from ...

... sexual situations, so, um, are you going to "ding, ding, ding" a golf cart driver for me or do I have to roll my roller bag right past that Todd guy and his spray hose, hmm?"

Well, when the front desk clerk doesn't use her hand on the bell and make it go all "ding, ding, ding", then that's the answer, I guess.

[Roll, roll, roll, roll the luggage bag, roll, roll, roll, right past the water hose guy]

"I mean, hi, Todd and I already know all of your holiday weekend at the resort tricks, so? And I'm Echo and it doesn't matter that I'm Echo the unattached because I have been promised a cabin with the makings of a moat, so, keep your tricks in check, Todd."

"Oh, if you know all of my resort hustling tricks, Echo, then that just cuts our timeline in half and leaves more time for other things, so, if you scream tonight, Echo, will your petite voice echo through the trees so that the owls know that I struck gold, huh?"

"Oh, I don't even know that yet, Todd because I run first and scream second, but I like owls and now all I can think about is sitting out back and watching the owls dive for a drink of water from my cabin's moat and by the way, I think that's my best return flirting ever, so?"

"Oh, so, Echo, I'm winning then as I just heard it, so?"

"Todd, OMG, you're not winning because I only mentioned owls and I didn't say one word about your water hose! And (whew), I need to get a move on because it feels like I'm digging myself into a hole and that guy inside, ...