Echo 01 - Sex Stories

Echo 01

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Huh, but not one other word about my jammies thoughts then, so, huh.

[In the Broken Oaks Resort lobby parking area]

"I mean, what you looking at ground keeper, hmm? Haven't you ever saw a resort guest pretend to struggle with a roller luggage bag before, hmm?"

[Flicks his flower watering hose sideways for a quick spray]

"Oh, is that how you start your resort guest flirting then, hmm? With a sideways spray?"

[Oh, the ground keeper raises his watering hose and makes a hoop loop in the air like a resort archway]

"Oh, I'll find everything about you [sticks tongue out] as the weekend passes because that's what I do!"

So, listen, folks, that wasn't my best move because I've tried a few of those "tongue out" selfies before that doesn't seem to be my thing, unless my thing is selfie failures.

[Inside of the resort lobby at the front desk, I mean, finally, inside of the resort lobby at the front desk]

"Sir, I can help you next, so?"

"Oh, me?"

"Yes, sir, you, the "sir" who brought a spare woman with him to the resort, which I'm not sure how I feel about that, but I can change your cabin reservations from two queen size beds to one California King size bed, so?"

[SOB! Echo has been dying to achieve that shade of cheeks red and Peter gets it for free!]

[SOB!]

"What? No, no, no, no, no! Um, I'm Pete Peterson and girlfriend guest, sprinter Jill Julian, the end. Well, my spare woman is Echo and should have a reservation under Earl ...

... Chowders, so, um, ooh, did I just say spare women out loud, tee he?"

"Ahem! You did, honey! Get your head in the game, Pete!"

"Oh, tee he, I guess I did, um, we're here for the amateur sprint track meets, but Echo is always up to meeting nice people, um, tee he, am I still talking?"

"Ahem! Get the cabin keycard, honey!"

"Well, which of your women is the sprinter then, hmm, sir? Because there is a reception for the track people starting in 30 minutes in the community center hut, so, which of your women runs circles around you and which woman runs the bedroom, hmm?"

Well, Pete passed out. But at least he stopped talking.

"I mean, hi, I'm the runner woman and the only woman, so, where were things left off then before my boyfriend passed out, hmm?"

"[Ding, ding, ding] Eugene, please waddle walk the runner's passed out boyfriend to the lobby couch, thank you. So, runner woman with a runner's body, what was your name again, hmm?"

"Oh, I'm Jill..."

"Hold please [ding, ding, ding] Eugene, that's a stagger walk and I said to waddle walk the passed-out boyfriend to the lobby couch [ding, ding, ding!] Sorry, you were saying, Miss, hmm?"

"I mean, before you made my boyfriend pass out and then have him waddle walked to the lobby couch and then pointing out that I'm the only woman, I mean, hi, I'm Jill Julian and..."

"Hold please, Jill Julian [search, search, ahh, there it is] oh, you received a couple "good luck" greetings in advance of your arrival from your ...