Dipper Ch. 01 - Sex Stories

Dipper Ch. 01

... Madam's Murielle's full crystal globes! And I had never had to share before so, I wasn't sure when the exit code was until my boyfriend said "um, Dipper?" as he fondled Madam's Murielle's fortune tellers.

[Madam Murielle's Fortune Telling Lair gates chime jingle, jangle in exiting reverse]

"(Beep, beep)"

"You look stranded, especially since everyone else is on the hunt."

"Oh, and what are you on the hunt for then, Hector, hmm?"

"I mean, I'm the hunt for a little something, something like everyone else, but I'm tossing that back to you, Dipper because technically, you're only half dressed from your normal and either you're on the hunt for an experience or you're on the hunt for your warmup jacket, so, my side seat is open."

[Muffled voices from Madam Murielle's lair shop, OMG, I never fore saw all this coming, Rodger Poo, but I definitely see your foreskin stretching back tight again baby and that only means one thing, there is more good fortune in my foreseeable future! Come and get after it again, Rodger, mwahahaha!]"

I mean, I looked left and then I looked right and then I alternated looking back and forth some more and then I bit my lip and then, whew, at least I was rescued.

[Someone side slips in just in front of Hector's sedan, beep, beep]

"Hey, Dipper, still think I'm just a nerd? Or did I just graduate to nerd with a running car, huh?"

[It's a running leap almost through the open window with a near perfect landing, yay!]

"Tee he, ...

... you're near naked, Dipper, tee he."

[Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom]

"Like the old days in the berry fields, tee he."

Yep, Ethan is still a nerd. But a nerd with a running engine car!

[Zip, zip, zip, push, push, wiggle, wiggle, push, whip, toss warmup pants into the backseat]

"Better, Ethan? Or is this too much of too little, hmm? I'm just trying to solve the world's Denim shortage problems, that's all, so?"

[Cartoon eyes over the best solution to the world's Denim shortage problems]

"Bah, bah, bah, I can't drive passed out, Dipper!" Well, that was a real problem then, right, folks? But as long as you can turn left from the Strip, I mean, you'll either end up in house, a river park or the river, so.

"[Screech, slam it in park] whew, I can't believe we didn't end up in the river, Dipper!"

I mean, it was right there out of my passenger window, so.

"Now, where were we, huh? I was asserting myself, right, Dipper? Well, first you got into my SUV half naked and then you went all mostly naked and then I did my best to not pass out behind the wheel, but then, I mean, then I started to assert myself, right, Dipper?"

"Oh, other than I'm afraid to open my side of the doors, yeah, you asserted us almost into the river, so, now what, Mr. Assertive, hmm?"

"Oh, I mean, the rumors about me whacking off over your selfies are true, Dipper, so, that's what I'm going to do, right now, right here in person, along of the river and in my SUV with you sitting right next to ...