1. Dipper Ch. 01


    Date: 5/15/2024, Categories: Transgender & Crossdressers, Author: byPinkPurple 

    ... rumors are true, that is, so?"

"Well then, Rodger, I mean, I mean, I mean, say the "strawberry girlfriend experience" one more time and I mean, I mean, I mean, you'll find out if my strawberry boyfriend rumors are true because I'm officially seduced!"

Well, when I start a new rumor, I'll state that Rodger said "strawberry girlfriend experience" again as he pulled into the alley of the Strip anyways, so.

"[Wheeze, wheeze] Dipper [wheeze], Dipper, I'm not complaining because [wheeze] I can't breathe and it worked anyways [wheeze], but don't you suck and [wheeze] swallow the rest of the stem [wheeze]?"

Well, read back anywhere you want to and my story is that I let pyramid shaped strawberries split my puckered lips and that's all. Besides, you heard Rodger, it still worked [gulp].

"[Gulp, swallow] well, if you can't breathe, Rodger, why are you already going all "boing, boing, throb, throb, boing" again so soon, hmm?"

[Boing, throb, boing, throb, bong, throb]

"[Wheeze] I guess you missed that rumor then [wheeze], Dipper because it's no rumor that I'm known for [wheeze] bouncing back quick [wheeze], so?"

Well, if it's known, then it can't be a rumor, am I right? And since it's definitely a rumor that people can have sex in the back cab area of a pickup truck and since the dweeb faggots passed out and missed their opportunity with Madam Murielle and since we were basically parked in the alley right behind Madam Murielle's fortune telling lair, I mean, I ...
    ... share well, so.

[Madam Murielle's Fortune Telling Lair gates chime jingle, jangle]

"I have foreseen it! You come bearing gifts for Madam Murielle! Enter, my pretty little victim, enter because I have foreseen it as I foresee all, mwahahaha!"

"LOL, did Mrs. Bentley drunk text you, Madam Murielle, hmm?"

"Well, yeah, I mean, that woman and her Champagne, right? Anyways, that woman promised me two men, I mean, fortune seekers, not a prissy missy and his, his, his ooh la, la, boyfriend, so, as I have just foreseen it, enter and feel free to take the slightest of tugs at my robes!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Madam Murielle, let's not tug at anything just yet!"

[Um, Dipper, you tugged anyways! And it worked!]

"Madam Murielle, respect, but I have foreseen that my boyfriend isn't finished yet and my strawberry girlfriend experience has it's limits, so, um, I should visit the Lava Java Coffee Shop next for????"

"(Psst, Dipper, are you really for real?)"

"(Psst, Rodger, let the rumor mill know that I share!)"

"Ahh, I see it, my little Dipper in the sky, I foresee."

[Gives Rodger the once over, like three times]

"I foresee at least 30 minutes, maybe more, mwahahaha!"

"(Psst, Rodger, is 30 minutes two more bounce backs?)"

"(Psst, oh, so you have heard the rumors then. Also, I'm marrying you, Dipper!) Madam Murielle, is it then huh? I really like your two crystal balls since that robe dropped like a rock and um, Dipper???"

Oh, I mean, I wasn't staring at ...
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