Naked Quidditch Match - pt 8 - Sex Stories

Naked Quidditch Match - pt 8

... Price Total 3 XL Moldiemort 50 Galleons 150 Galleons 2 - NQ Calendar 2 Galleons 4 Galleons Subtotal: 154 Galleons Tax (3): 4 Galleons, 60 Sickles Balance Due: 158 Galleons, 60 Sickles Units will be delivered immediately. Best regards, Moldiemort Incorp. Watch soon for our newest product: "Mockeries of a Dark Lord", a cynical and humorous portrayal of evil via prose, limericks and other fun literary works. To: Sales-at-Moldiemort From: C. Fudge Organization: Ministry of Magic Re: Robes Thank you for the information. Is it possible to pre-order "Mockeries of a Dark Lord"? Oh, and do you have a discount for government employees? - C. Fudge To: Minerva McGonagall / Deputy Headmistress From: Poppy Pomfrey / School Nurse Re: Ron Weasley The boy has been sedated, poor soul. I'm leaving some wards about him now just as I nip down to the game. He should stay 'out' until at least late this afternoon. I do hope your team knows their protective spells. Nasty business, naked quidditch! Poppy To: Poppy Pomfrey / School Nurse From: Minerva McGonagall / Deputy Headmistress Re: Re: Ron Weasley And of course, you're only nipping down to the game 45 minutes before it starts for the welfare of the students. - Minnie To: Minerva McGonagall / Deputy Headmistress From: Poppy Pomfrey / School Nurse Re: Re: Re: Ron Weasley But of COURSE I'm only going to ogle for the sake of the students. See you in a few! Poppy To: Peter Pettigrew From: Lucius Malfoy Re: Re: Re: Our Master Crabbe is a blundering ...

... idiot. Now the Master is hell bent on being there to ensure that we chase the right balls. I've tried EVERYTHING to stop him. I've begged, I've pleaded, I've grovelled, I've even flattered him outrageously. Isn't there anything you can do, Wormtail? Can't you hex him or SOMETHING? So Very Un-Lucky To: Rita Skeeter From: M. Stuart Organization: Witch Weekly, Inc. Re: NQM Attach: (57 K) Rita, your passes are attached. These will permit you and your photographer access to the game. We have been sent legal notice that any and all photos taken must be approved by the Gryffindor House Team, and the negatives must be surrendered to Prof. Albus Dumbledore. Please don't infringe on the legalities. PLEASE. Or, they WILL have a valid lawsuit against us. And keep your Quick-Quotes Quill to yourself! The utter bare facts, Rita. No pun intended. M. Stuart Editor in Chief Witch Weekly, Inc. To: All Gryffindors From: Dean Thomas Re: Play Ball! Hope everyone's set for the game. I know our team is ready to bedazzle the school with what a Gryffindor is made of. Let's get down there, and show our support. Girls, do the boys a favor and try not to giggle. Boys, do the girls a favor and don't drool at the femmes of our team. Let's show the Slytherins that what's going on in the game has more to do with Snitches, Bludgers, and whatnot than with breasts and balls. - Dean To: Dean Thomas From: Minerva McGonagall / Deputy Headmistress Re: Re: Play Ball! How utterly inspiring, Mr. Thomas. See me after the ...