Naked Quidditch Match - pt 8 - Sex Stories

Naked Quidditch Match - pt 8

... aware your brother has gone completely catatonic? - Hermione To: Hermione Granger From: Ginny Weasley Re:Re: Out of Curiosity Which brother? I have so many with so many reasons to go catatonic. Most having something to do with things I've done to them. Anyway, it's hard to know which brother has snapped with a vague statement like that. Could you be more specific? And, Ms. Manners, mind your own business. We're having a post-breakfast business meeting, if you must know. G & H To: Ginny Weasley & Harry Potter From: Hermione Granger Re: Re: Re: Out of Curiosity Business meeting, my arse. Post-breakfast, Pre-game snog. And, your brother RON has gone catatonic. Is that specific enough? In fact, he's foaming at the mouth. Rather like you were after the measurements for Harry were publicly released by, oh yes, Harry. D'ya suppose your brother is GAY? - Hermione To: Hermione Granger From: Ginny Weasley Re: Re: Re: Re: Out of Curiosity Wouldn't you be the expert on my dear brothers… preference? Besides, no, I don't think he's gay. Unlike Draco Malfoy (and the Malfoy family) he didn't order a calendar. To: Ginny Weasley From: Hermione Granger Re: Draco EEEEEP! That's so… so… SICK! To: Lee Jordan From: Fred and George Weasley Re: About that last email... We're sorry, Lee. Shouldn't have blamed you. How can we make it up to you, ol' buddy, ol' pal, ol' friend? - F&G To: Fred and George Weasley From: Lee Jordan Re: Autoresponder / (Re: About that last email…) Sorry, I'm not available ...

... at present to take your message. Today is the long awaited Gryffindor Naked Quidditch Match, and as the commentator for Quidditch Sports at Hogwarts, I'm needed for stadium broadcast setup. Hope to see you at the game! Come out and show your team your support! And if your Fred / George Weasley… vengeance is mine. Lee Jordan To: To My Loyal Death Eaters From: Lord Voldemort Re: Mobilization of our Forces against Potter! My loyal Death Eaters, Now is the time to wage an assault against Dumbledore and Potter. I want every person wearing those robes tortured, Crucio'd, and killed. I want them pounded into the ground. I want them pummeled, pulverized, gutted, eviscerated, gouged, crucified, gored… I want them DEAD! I trust you get my point. We attack as soon as the balls are in the air. Lord Voldemort To: The Dark Lord, The Gang From: Vinnie Crabbe Re: Re: Mobilization of our Forces against Potter! Master, Given the number of balls that will be flying, which specific one has to be in the air before we attack? Potter's, or the Quidditch balls? To: Sales-at-Moldiemort From: C. Fudge Organization: Ministry of Magic Re: Robes I'd like to order three robes, XL size. And, could I also request two of "The Naked Quidditch" calendars? Orders should be billed to: Minister of Magic Wizard Government Building London, England To: Minister C. Fudge From: Sales-at-Moldiemort Organization: Ministry of Magic Re: Re: Robes Dear Minister Fudge: Thank you for your order. Units Size Description Unit ...