Naked Quidditch Match - pt 8 - Sex Stories

Naked Quidditch Match - pt 8

... down to the game? I'd rather not have them delivered by owl post. My 'fans' would likely filch them. Amongst anything else they can find to get their mangey grasping paws on. But, hey… I'm not bitter. Just bruised. I'll see you at the game! - Oliver To: Oliver Wood From: Ginny Weasley Re: Re: Calendars Ouch, Oliver. You have got to hire some bodyguards! If it makes you feel any better, you'll always be safe around me. I've got your pictures, all nicely bundled up and innocuous. Glad you mailed me when you did. I almost sent them out! I'm heading down to McGonagall's office with Harry in just a moment. The team is having a "don't kill each other" session with our fearless Head. So, I'll be down at the pitch bright and early. Harry's reserved a great seat for Hermione and me. BTW, unit sales of the calendar are at 92. We were 70 sold before the product went live, and sold an additional 22 in less than two hours. I think it'll be sold out by the time the game's over. Dennis Creevey has volunteered to monitor the sales while the game is on. He says he can't bear to be out there watching all sorts of 'bits flying about'. GW To: Ginny Weasley From: Oliver Wood Re: Re: Re: Calendars Oh, I bet I'm safe around you. It's not my body you're so fond of ogling, now is it? - Oliver To: Oliver Wood From: Ginny Weasley Re:Re: Re: Re: Calendars Be nice, Ollie. I do have all of the original photos and negatives after all. I'd hate to have to blackmail you into good behavior and less innuendo. ...

... Even if what you're implying is true. And more importantly, my ogling object is now mine. All mine. Bwahahahah. Urr. Sorry. Gin To: Lord Voldemort From: Lucius Malfoy Re:Today's Assault Master, May I humbly request that you allow us to make the attack on the upcoming Hogwarts Quidditch Match on your behalf? Let us endeavor to bring this victory to you. Potter has been too cocky in his recent assaults, Master. I do not wish to endanger you in something that is most assuredly a trap. Please Master. Stay home. Watch your Star Wars DVD's. Again. - Lucius Malfoy To: Lucius Malfoy From: The Dark Lord Re: Re: Today's Assault Potter stands no chance against me. I am VOLDEMORT! DARK LORD OF THE SITH! No force of Goodness may stand against me. I shall emerge from this battle victorious! There is only the Darkness! VOLDEMORT DARK LORD OF SITH To: Draco Malfoy From: Daddy Re: Today's Game Son, The 'Dark Lord' has snapped. He's completely off his rocker. Looney as they get. Nutters. Just thought I should let you know. He's planning to attack at today's game, and I'm almost certain this will blow up in all our faces. I think it's time for the Malfoy family to switch teams, if you know what I mean. With love, Daddy To: Hermione Granger From: Ginny Weasley Re: Game Time Hey Hermione (Harry beside me says "Hi!") Just heading down now. Meet you down there in a few! G & H To: Ginny Weasley & Harry Potter From: Hermione Granger Re: Out of Curiosity Why is Harry in your dorm, Ginny? And are you ...