Naked Quidditch Match - pt 8 - Sex Stories

Naked Quidditch Match - pt 8

To: Poppy Pomfrey / School Nurse From: Minerva McGonagall / Deputy Headmistress Re: Ronald Weasley In furtherance to our conversation, I agree that perhaps Ron Weasley is best left sedated until the game is over. His catatonic state of being this morning is not a good indicator that he can watch the game without a complete nervous breakdown. Poor boy. - Minnie To: Lord Voldemort From: Lucius Malfoy Re: Legal Issues My lord, the courts have rejected your claim that Moldiemort robes are a libelous violation of your civil rights. Worse, the Wizard Live Broadcast of the upcoming Gryffindor / Slytherin game has indicated that nearly all spectators are planning to wear the robes in support of their hero, Potter. Further the overhead banner of the announcing booth will have promotional material for the robes alongside "The Naked Quidditch" calendars and a new product that I fear will truly not please you. Something called "Mockeries of a Dark Lord". Again, the courts claim you do not have exclusive rights to the phrase "Dark Lord" and it is a vague enough term for any of history's predominant dark wizards. And, yes, before you ask, I killed the lawyers representing your interest. Lucius Malfoy To: Peter Pettigrew From: Lucius Malfoy Re: Our Master I daresay that he'll start foaming at the mouth anytime now. Watch him closely, Peter. I've got our people organized to run an assault during the game. I'll let you know how it goes before reporting to Him. If things fall apart, give him ...

... some calming potion. Lucius Malfoy To: Lucius Malfoy From: Peter Pettigrew Re: Re:Our Master So much for being "Lucky". Our Frothing Lord is intending to lead the assault. Was nice knowing you, Malfoy! Happy trails in hell! PP To: Padfoot From: Moony Re: Game Time Hey, Padfoot - I'm about to Apparate over to Hogsmeade for the game. You up to meeting me outside the Three Broomsticks before heading up to Hogwarts? Moony To: Moony From: Padfoot Re: Re: Game Time Will you give me a bowl of Butterbeer? - Woof To: Padfoot From: Moony Re: Butterbeer You lush. You'd think you'd not had Butterbeer in a decade. - Moony To: Moony From: That Puppy in the Window Re: Re: Butterbeer I haven't had Butterbeer in a decade! They don't exactly serve fine cuisine in Azkaban. Moldy bread, rancid water, etc. That's their menu. I reckon, I don't rightly remember WHAT Butterbeer tastes like, after so long of being wrongfully imprisoned. - Poor Hard-done by Padfoot To: Padfoot From: Moony Re: Guilt-trips You always were a master of the Guilt-Trip. Damn those puppy-dog eyes of yours. Fine. I'll buy you some Butterbeer. - Moony To: Moony From: Padfoot Re: Re: Guilt-trips You love me. You really do. sniff To: Padfoot From: Moony Re: Re: Re: Guilt-trips Only in your better dreams. Now, get your tail-wagging arse in gear and get over here. To: Albus Dumbledore / Headmaster From: Charlie Weasley Re: Game Time Dragons are in place. I must admit, I'm delighted that my little sister thought of this idea. I had ...