1. ProfNigma Stories #5: If Wishes Were Hornets #2


    Date: 9/17/2015, Categories: Celebrities, Author: FrankSinner, Source: xHamster

    ... "Since this is the last year I will see almost all of you, I thought I would bring something that would blow all of your teenage minds. Hopefully enough that I will completely forget that I am almost a middle aged man here at a teenage party where all of you are drinking alcohol. We're just going to pretend that is normal." Sikowitz had silenced everyone in attendance and climbed atop a coffee table to make his announcement, drawing everyone's attention to the box in his hand. From it, he produced a weird snow-globe-esque object and, after jumping down from it, placed the globe on the table. "I like snow globes as much as the next guy," Andre said, looking confused, "but what makes it so special?" "Glad you asked, Mr. Harris. I picked this little ditty up when I was backpacking over Eastern Europe. I was staying at this little hostel run by this Romanian couple who may have been gypsies. I'm still unclear on that, but-" "I love you, Sikowitz, but can you please get to the damn point?!" Jade said through gritted teeth. "Fine, Jade, since you want to be a gank... Long story short, I got this as a gift and they say if you make a wish right at the stroke of midnight, it will come true. I thought you would appreciate taking part in this, since we are only a few minutes away. But be careful what you wish for ch*ldren, because-" "Because we just might get it... Ha, ha, you are sooo funny Sikowitz." "Mr. Oliver, I would urge you, and anyone else who wants to touch and make a wish, ...
    ... that you really think through what you ask. Life is more than about some silly clichés." "So, if you think it’s some dangerous thing, why give us the chance to use it?" Tori asked stepping towards her teacher's item. "Now that is a good question, Tori. I am leaving this here for the night because I think it can really change your lives for the better and as some of my favorite students I have ever had, I thought you deserved this opportunity." The teens all looked over at each other before casually walking over while watching the clock. "Maybe we all should try it together," Freddie suggested. "If all of us are touching it, maybe we all can get our wish." "Hate to say it, but the nub's right," Sam said, coming behind him. "We don't have much time anyway, and I don't know about you guys, but I know exactly what I want to wish for." Eventually, they all got at least one finger on the orb as the clock was running down. Carly noticed that her br*ther was missing and called over to him to give it a try. Spencer shrugged and raced over and got a finger on it as each of the 13 of them silently made their wishes:"I wish that every guy had a crush on me.""I wish we could all get away from everything and spend all our time on the beach.""I wish that Nate never came to California.""I wish my life was more like one of those fairy tales.""I wish there were two of Freddie, so I could have him too.""I wish Tori loved me like I love her.""I wish Jade and Sam could be combined into one person ...