1. The New United Nations and You


    Date: 7/20/2016, Categories: BDSM Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Author: NaughtyBrat

    ... environmental damage, political corruption, and conspiracy. Conspiracy is a catch-all category used to crack down on bribery or extortion of NUN officials. Major Violations are relatively rare, occurring only once every two or three years, making the trials and especially the punishments of great interest to the public. A delegate who is charged with a Class-1 Violation will face a three delegate panel known as a Tribunal. Chamber Prosecution and Chamber Defense Attorneys are allowed to present evidence and call witnesses but the ultimate decision comes down to the judgment of the Tribunal. A guilty verdict requires unanimous vote. If found guilty, the delegate can expect the following day to be a harsh and embarrassing experience. The severity of the corporal punishment is limited by the no-bl**d rule, and a one hour duration. The degree of humiliation is not limited at all. A mandatory 170 day probation is also served. The most recent Major Violation was the case of the World vs. Fuji Mobile of 2243 for environmentally unsustainable harvesting of a rare species of sea urchin in the South Pacific- Fujians serve urchins as a desert dish with mango sherbet and a nice truffle sauce (recipe available on request). Q- Who pays for all of this? All of the NUN's operating costs are covered by selling broadcast rights and online content. Proceeds beyond what is required to run the organization is donated to Major League Baseball so that the New York Yankees can continue to pay the ...
    ... zillion dollar salary of the three-hundred year-old cyber third-baseman Alex Rodriguez (this was the only way that New York City would agree to host the NUN) Q- What about a country that refuses to take part in the NUN? There has never been a country that refused to join. This is because any nation that doesn't send delegates to the General Assembly is not allowed to take part in international trade and no citizens from that country may travel outside its borders. All roads and rail lines would be blocked, all ports embargoed, and the country would be as isolated as a k** growing up in west Texas. Q- What kind of parent would send their daughter to face such horrible punishment? On the contrary, most delegates take pride in the opportunity to serve. Besides the obvious honor of holding high office, there's also a substantial salary, a luxurious apartment, and use of a car and driver that goes along with the position of delegate. It should be noted that most delegates are from countries that do not violate international laws, and only a small minority, about 7%, of delegates face minor sanctions, and fewer than 1% of delegates face major corporal sanctions during the average term of service. Q- Why are delegates always women and no men? Cynical observers have claimed it came down to television ratings, but the fact is, the standard delegate uniforms were decided upon long ago and everyone agrees that young men just look silly in skirts. On a side-note, every other NUN official, ...