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The New United Nations and You

... international system to police individual nations, and like before, they reasoned that the only persons who could be trusted with designing such a system would be people who lacked the social skills to take advantage of it themselves. And so it was, that each nation nominated their most uncomfortable, least charismatic representative and f***ed them to attend the World Assembly, that was held in California that first year. It was the summer of 2045, just fifteen months after the catastrophe, that this small group of fifty-eight representatives from all over the world, met in a dingy San Jose bar to negotiate the formation of a new world government. It was believed that the only way to get this gathering of the world's most socially awkward people to talk to each other, was to get a few pints in them, cut off the internet, and lock the door until they came up with something. The instructions given to this anti-social assembly were simple- that they find some way to f***e rulers to be both honest and ethical. It took 125 wadded up napkins, and 25 pitchers of beer, but after an all-nighter, the front door banged open and the ragged hung-over group of leaders shuffled out of the bar into the bright morning sunlight. A large crowd had waited all night long for this historic event to take place. They cheered enthusiastically when the lawmakers emerged. Cameras flashed and news reporters surged forward, shoving microphones in the representatives' faces and shouting dozens of loud ...

... questions. The fifty-eight world representatives, being a combination of horribly shy, ill tempered, and difficult, didn't want such attention. In fact, many of them got angry, and one irritable representative with a neck-beard threw an empty pizza box at a photographer who was busy filming the historic event. The man didn't find out until later that he had been assaulted with the Original Charter of the New United Nations, scribbled on the back of that greasy cardboard box. Chapter 2: Delegates and Corporal Sanctions Now, even though the names are similar, we shouldn't confuse the New United Nations with the original UN, that embarrassing collection of spoiled diplomats that spent their days seeing how many u******e prostitutes they could sneak into New York City hotel rooms. To be fair, there was also something in the United Nations charter about promoting peace and good will, but the end result was the same sort of corruption the world had grown used to. Historians agree that the biggest flaw in the international system had nothing to do with the diplomats. The underlying problem was that the ruling class could do whatever it wanted without suffering any personal consequences. If a dictator threatened his neighbors, for instance, all the UN could do was impose trade sanctions that always hurt the common people more than the ruling elite. The New United Nations (NUN) is different from the original UN in two fundamental ways: 1) Familial Requirements All 242 voting delegates ...