Ernie and The Magic Sex Pill - Sex Stories

Ernie and The Magic Sex Pill

... ambulatory senior female hurried over. Women were gathered in the hallway waiting their turn with Ernie the cocks-man, the Happy Days Senior Trailer Park legend was back. Ernie had to take a break. He needed to pee and catch his breath. "Time out girls a guy has to take a leak now an then. Let me up." He hobbled into the bathroom on stiff legs. He had been sitting and fucking so long he had a cramp in his left calf. He threw open the toilet seat and started to pee when he realized he had an audience. Emma, Mable and Letitia were watching him, grinning and fingering their pussies. "He even pees like a horse, Mabel," said the totally lit up Emma. "Hung like one pee like one," says I. They convulsed in laughter. He wiped himself off and started back to the chair. "Girls, I told you he was your dream come true, didn't I?" There was laughing and whistling and clapping of hands around. "Ernie get on the bed it's easier on you lover, we can all take another turn sitting on you. Front cowgirl time ladies!" They rode my horse until I all but passed out. I woke up next day at noon. Naked grey-haired women draped all over the furniture, in bed with me and on the floor. Soft snoring and sometimes little yips and moans. No doubt dreaming about another round of fucking with the Happy Days Trailer Park Senior Communities all-time champion cocks-man. Two weeks later after the one month trial was over Ernie was back at Dr. Little's office. "Well Ernie, what have you to say about the magic ...

... pill?" She grinned has she looked me in the eye. "Doc, can I stay on it for life? I never had it so good. Don't take it away from me or you'll have about twenty horny old gals in here causing a riot. I fuck 'em all now, sometimes 3-4 a day. This thing is a miracle. How do I get more." "What was the trigger for you Ernie, anything special you had to do?" "Once I taste or sniff and smell a pussy it pops up like cock-in-box and off I go!" She laughed until she had tears in her eyes. "Ernie doctors seldom see so rapid a healing process in the case of illness or symptoms like yours. You are my model for all the other old vets who come in here now. But being a good scientist it's only right that I see the evidence first hand. Hearsay isn't enough. Show me." I blinked, looked into her eyes and that special fuck-me-now look was there. I gulped, slid my pants down and my shorts, leaned forward and slipped my hand up her dress, pushed her panties aside and stuck my middle finger in her pussy, pulled it out slowly never breaking her gaze. I sniffed, tasted and little Ernie popped into life once again. And then I showed her. "Ernie, I'll write the prescription for your lifetime supply. A national treasure like you should be catered to by a grateful government. Now give me another kiss lover-boy and do me again." Two months later as Ernie was hurriedly crossing the street to Sylvia Sexton's house on busy First Avenue. He never saw the milk truck speeding along bearing down on him. Ernie was ...