Ernie and The Magic Sex Pill - Sex Stories

Ernie and The Magic Sex Pill

... word thing again) I said, "Your damn tootin', Mabel. Let me at you lusty cougars." An hour later she called me back. It was set up for Saturday evening at 7:30 and I was to be there at 6:00 to dry run with Mabel so she'd have plenty of time to cancel if limp dick was still my middle name. Same routine, nice shower, clean shirt but I was down to my last pair of socks without holes. All these broads were gonna' force me to do laundry soon. At 6:00 pm I knocked on the door. Mabel was dressed in a red bra and black and red thong panties. With her figure they looked especially enticing. She beckoned me in not saying a word and looking distinctly like she would rather not attend this funeral. I followed her into the bedroom and noticed 2 folding chairs set up at the foot of the bed and her dressing table chair pulled next to them. The peanut gallery was going to have the best seats in the house. "Okay, pull it out and show me, stud" she said somewhat sarcastically. "You have to undress first Mabel." "Uh-uh, Ernie it's show and tell and if it don't show, I tell, and I mean everybody. I kept this in the Poker Club, now it goes out APB. Watch out for some guy who thinks he's got a hard dick. Not!" This called for extreme measures. I took off my clothes and invited her to sit down on the bed next to me. She did but kept her distance. With out warning I reached over and grabbed her by the waist, pulled her to me and dove into her covered pussy. I frantically pulled the thong to ...

... one side, dipped a finger into her pussy and held it under my nose. BINGO! Little Ernie surged into life. He sprang out hard and straight with that cute little left-hand thread twist I had and settled in at a hot 8", whacking her in the calf in the process. "Ow! Why did you hit me with that stick are you trying to kill me to keep my mouth shut?" "Look down Mabel, see him and weep tears of joy. If you can keep your mouth shut with what is coming next you're a sorry excuse for a woman." Her eyes bulged, she wet her lips and leaned forward like she was examining a strange animal. She slowly reached out and grabbed me just under my fat, purple head and whispered, "Is this for real?" She stuck my cock in her mouth and moaned, sucked a half dozen times and then got up from the bed, tore her thong off and sat down on my cock and took that delicious ride home. Her clit was sticking straight out through her bush, her eyes fixed themselves on mine and she started to slide up and down. "Ernie you fucking stud, whatever happened the other night has to be a fluke. Fuck my cunt until I can't stand up anymore." "Yes ma'am." She couldn't keep her mouth shut, she moaned and screamed and said all kinds of things polite old ladies shouldn't . At 7:30 the truth squad walked in, marched into the bedroom where now fully dressed Mabel was and sat down. "Where is the limp louse, Mabel?" said Rita. "I'll lay 5 to 1 odds he doesn't show. You got his number and it was zero." The girls chuckled among ...