Ernie and The Magic Sex Pill - Sex Stories

Ernie and The Magic Sex Pill

... supper time. We never got out of that bed except to pee and get some water to replenish essential bodily fluids like semen and pussy cum. Lilly was a proof-of cock-cept veteran. The next morning when I crawled out of bed I felt like I'd been hit by a 200 pound woman with 42 DD tits. Which in fact was true. I puzzled over the whole thing and figured out one important thing. Whenever I went soft if I just dropped down and got a good whiff of pussy smell my cock stood up like a fence post. Not if, not maybe but BAM! This needed some more research. One data point is nothing but two make a straight line. Now where the fuck did that useless bit of shit come from? Before I made a fool of myself again with Mabel and the Poker Club sweeties I needed some more testing. Without breathing a word to anybody I called Letitia Stone, told her how much I loved her and after she got through telling me I was a lying two-timing white boy who ought to fucked in the rear by a bbc, she relented. With a giggle. That Letitia, such a card. It was set up for 8 pm at her place, which was distant enough from Lilly I had no fear of being found out. Proof of cock-n-cept was amazing. I fucked her and her sister who was visiting again, all night and into the next morning, maybe six times. My dick never gave in but my body was a wreck. Hey, if you're sixty-seven years old it might bust your ass a little too. The next day I figured I needed a chiropractor, a couple of slugs of straight bourbon and a medicine ...

... man to revive me. I was feeling pretty cocky, no pun intended, and I thought it was time to call Mabel again. "Well if it isn't limp dick the has- been calling," was her dismissing greeting. If I didn't know better I'd say she was pissed at me. "Willie said you'd be crawling back." "Willie? Mabel don't mess with that mini-dick twerp. I hear he's got warts on his dick and you can catch that stuff." Mabel said, "Harumpf." "Mabel I thought we might give it another try. I found out what was wrong with my dick." "I'll bet you did you asshole. Embarrass me with all my girlfriends. They said it was my fault I wasn't hot enough to get a stud like you hard. They gave me more shit and I've never been so humiliated in my life." "Mabel, we can fix that. I can do you now like you've never been done before." "Forget it Ernie,Willie is doing quite nicely with his cute little cock. At least it's hard," she said. "Mabel, just give me another chance. If your pals want to watch while I fuck you crazy let 'em come along. You've got nothing to lose. They aren't gonna' ever let up on you for the first time I failed you. You and I both need to re-establish ourselves as the Queen of Fucking and Super Stud at the same time. Set it up at your house. Invite Emma, Sue and Rita along If what I think was wrong is really fixed I'll fuck all of you and go twice around." "Ernie, did you fall on your head? Do you realize you just said you could fuck us total eight times in one evening? Cockily (there's that ...