Ernie and The Magic Sex Pill - Sex Stories

Ernie and The Magic Sex Pill

... doctor's office at the local VA Clinic. "What's the problem, Ernie? My nurse said this is a medical emergency," asked Dr. Sandra Little, former U.S. Army doctor and now a staff VA physician. "Doc, I'm a bit embarrassed I never had to ask a woman before about this." Ernie was blushing like a 15 year old boy at The YWCA who accidentally walked into the girls' nude swimming class. "I can't get a hard, um, uh, oh you know." "You can say it Ernie. I'm an ex-Army doc. Hard-on, right? Also referred to by medical types as erectile dysfunction, ED. I told you when you were here two weeks ago and we had to put you on Prozac for the PTSD stuff you still carry from the Gulf Wars that it could affect your libido." "Yeah but you didn't tell me my dick would be limp. I mean, aw hell, fuck it doc, you've heard worse than this. My reputation at the trailer park as the number one lover boy is in dire straits. I need something to fix this." "Ernie, Ernie, reduced libido means that it can cause 'limp dick', ED in my terms. I was being professional. Okay, Army talk. Your dick is in trouble and the stuff you have to take to keep your head together is one of the worst for your problem. The bad news is the normally prescribed ED solutions like Viagra don't help your condition. But I think you may be saved by the magic pill." "Huh, magic pill. What?" sighed Ernie, fearing the worst. He could see Mabel's prostrate form, legs spread apart and crying to be fucked in his mind's eye. Was he through as ...

... the all-around stud for the trailer park? "It's a new drug the FDA has approved for field testing especially for guys like you. If it works your ED will be solved with constant erections in sexual situations for up to one week at a time. How many women are you bedding a week now Ernie? Don't be shy. I'm a married woman with four kids and I sure as hell know where they come from," Doctor Little said with a big grin. "Well, doc, usually 2-3 a week, er, maybe more in a good week." "My, my aren't we the busy little man. This is just what the doctor ordered then. Do you mind signing a release to hold the VA harmless if you try it, against any side effects? They seem minimal so far. The trick is the drug seems work in different ways for different men. Not sure yet what turns them on. Some men have no reaction at all." "Be just my luck it shoots blanks for this old cock of mine. Where do I sign and where do I get it and how much is it?" On Social Security and small military disability payment Ernie had to watch the bucks. "Don't worry, it's free for the trial participants." "Sign me up, doc." A week later Ernie was on his first dose. He didn't feel any different and when he tried to jerk off there wasn't much improvement. Frankly, he was afraid to approach any of the women of the Poker Club where Mabel had blown his condition around. He was dead meat there. Then he had a thought. Lilly Wentworth was an easy piece, the reason being she was overweight, not very attractive and had an ...