Woody 01 - Sex Stories

Woody 01

... consider that we all have bendable wrists, elbows, knees and hips and body movements go right along with a good kiss, so.

"And for two, technically, I'm on the side left, side, side, side right of the crew and..."

I mean, technically and all, I suppose.

"And for three, Woody, I'm interested in having sex with you three different ways and "jiff" is a good code word for sneaking off somewhere and..."

Hm, mouth, that's one and ugh, smash face down, that's two, ugh, ugh and since the threads on Chang have officially tagged hand jobs as every other month change it up spice sex and nothing more then, um, what's three then, hmm?

"Robert, this is all crazy because for one, my mouth..."

"Aha, aha, aha."

"And for two, I mean, smash face down and all..."

"Aha, aha, aha."

"Um, duct tape & rope..."

[Pouts]

"Um, feet..."

[Pouts]

"I mean, some people like it up against the..."

[Pouts]

"Ooh, um, I mean, tag teaming, two on one is overrated and all..."

"Aha, aha, aha!"

Needless to say, I did not go to the grocery store with Robert, but I did send out a crew group text and clearly announced that Robert needed to be placed on the outside looking in.

Two on one tag teaming, hah! I mean, I didn't mind Jiff, but that's all.

And maybe I spent the non-grocery store time searching Robert's Chang homepage to find his preferred partner who might want me tag teaming naked on my hands and knees, but I swear it, it was only for informational purposes only.

And I came up with three possible candidates. Possible, mind you.

End Woody 01