1. Woody 01


    Date: 8/13/2024, Categories: Transgender & Crossdressers, Author: byPinkPurple 

    ... so, um, come in because I need a moment more to finish getting ready, um, come inside."

Disclaimer, I mean, Tranny "I need a moment more" is exactly the same as real girl time, so.

"Oh, I mean, Woody, am I confused or are we buying groceries from the club, huh?"

"Hush, I just a quick moment to dab this, swipe that and apply my dot, so..."

[Muffled bickering from next door, bicker, bicker, bicker, bicker, bicker, bicker]

"Oh, distract yourself for a moment with the muffled bickering, Robert and I'll just be a jiff."

"I mean, what the hell is that bickering anyways then, Woody, huh? And the word jiff will come up again later, so."

"LOL, oh, it's just the usual, Robert because Mrs. Dexter probably only bought a half of a 12-pack of beer and then probably Mr. Dexter isn't too happy about that, so, one moment more please and thank you."

"Oh, I mean, so, Mrs. Dexter just bought a 6-pack of beer then, huh?"

"That's what I just said, Robert, since six is half of twelve. Anyways, take a peek out of my living room's side window if you want to because that Mrs. Dexter loves to bicker while wearing something totally inappropriate, tee he."

LOL, guys, right? No matter how late we're running for the grocery store, there's always time for a quick peek at a 40 something woman bickering with her lousy hubby over six missing beers as long as she's wearing something less than appropriate!

But on the other hand, right? I mean, a Tranny like me is never "almost" ...
    ... ready to go and we use those few extra peeking moments to our advantage, tee he, you know, for beauty dots and shiny lips. And by the way, duh, I now use the same mirror each and every time to dot my beauty spot on the left side of my mouth! Wait, if I'm looking into a mirror, then my right is my left and vice versus, um, um, it's on the same side every time now and that's all that matters! Sheesh.

"Ta, da! I'm ready to go, Robert!"

And since my brutal "three reasons why" rejection from 20 -- 26 space paces, Tyler, I've gone back to my three shades redder cheeks. Not that I didn't have a couple of days during the week where flesh blush cheeks were the normal, so.

"And does the word jiff have to do with anything, hmm, Robert?"

"Bah, bah, bah, this is not how I remember trips to the grocery store, Woody, but I'm not complaining, although I might be wondering if "jiff" can be our, um, our secret word or something, I mean, um, you know, a code word or something, so, um, huh?"

"I mean, Robert, why would we need a secret code word like "jiff" anyways, hmm? What the hell are you thinking, hmm? And you better come up with like three reasons so that I have time to think about things because I think you're about to cross a crew rule line (gulp), so?"

"Ah-hah! Because for one, you're the one who showed me how I had French kissing all wrong and..."

Well, Robert didn't have French kissing all wrong, I mean, he had like three out of five things right, but he failed to ...
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