Go Ahead, Keep Going! Pt. 03 - Sex Stories

Go Ahead, Keep Going! Pt. 03

... intended to run away she wouldn't confine her rampage to a 500-foot radius every time she did this.

"I'm the worst brother of all time for real," I said to the empty seat beside me. "And if you get hurt I will literally END myself."

It would serve me right if I did. My eyes were beginning to well up with tears. Had she run away for real this time? No. I caught her in the corner of my rear-view mirror, rampaging past the rose bushes in front of Mrs. Ackerman's house. I sighed in relief and pulled a sharp U-turn.

"Allie?"

My sister was stomping down the sidewalk determinedly. I rolled down my window and stuck my head out, hovering along beside her.

"Alice, please come home. I really didn't mean all that."

"Leave me alone, you asshole!" she hollered. She stopped in her tracks and glared at me. "I could scream, you know. I could tell some bystanders that I'm being accosted by a dirty SEX MAN."

"Alice, Mom's gonna be pissed off for a whole week over this as it is. Please get in the car."

"No!" she spat. She crossed her arms and glared at me with a defiant air. "I'll scream, dammit. It won't go well for you."

"Don't be silly."

"It's true," she insisted. "You do realize that I'm a cute, skinny white girl... IN DISTRESS. I could summon a veritable army in seconds."

"Alice, come on now."

"There would be six different news stories about it in the first hour. The President of the United States would fly down here in his helicopter and kiss babies ...

... about it."

"Alice, I'm really really sorry. Let's talk about this at home. I promise I don't think any less of you than I did before."

She narrowed her eyes at me. The gears were turning in her head.

"It'll take some haggling," she said. "You better make me a good offer or I'll start screaming."

"I'll take you to the store right now and buy you hot fries."

She threw her head back and screamed up into the open sky, flailing her arms around in the air with balled fists. Then she re-crossed her arms and resumed glaring at me.

"Alice! Okay okay--how about this? I'll do your chores for a week."

She kept her arms crossed and said nothing.

"Okay, TWO weeks. I'll do all of your chores, including mowing the lawn, for TWO WHOLE WEEKS. Honest to God."

She threw her head back and screamed again. Her cries, shrill and ear-splitting, ricocheted off the nearby houses. She re-crossed her arms and glared at me again.

"Ah Jeez, Alice. What DO you want?"

My sister retained her stern composure, not moving a muscle, but I could see the hardness in her eyes soften a little.

"I'll get back in the car," she began, "but you have to PROMISE to stop being angry with me THIS INSTANT, Devin."

"I'm not angry, honest. I'm sorry for raising my voice earlier. It's just that this is all very confusing for me right now."

She slowly nodded. "Okay. But you have to throw in a bag of hot fries for collateral."

"Deal."

She hopped into the passenger side and I sped ...