Jac E Ch. 01 - Sex Stories

Jac E Ch. 01

... I left my undies or my bra for you in your Ladies room, so, statement paragraph one changes, hmm?"

"None, Officer Franny, my turn, did you sit backwards on the toilet afterwards and take a quick shave trimming because you're seeing your boyfriend later tonight, hmm?"

"Hmph! Well, I mean, your Ladies room is full of equipment and all and the boyfriend has been pretty nice lately, but that doesn't mean I took a few risqué selfies in your double mirrored Ladies room, so, statement paragraph two changes, hmm?"

"Maybe I answered the apartment door that day dressed a little risqué, but the real delivery guy said I looked nice in sheer and then he passed out, so, I delivered the spicy wings to the old geezer way under dressed, so, what and when will your risqué selfies be leaked out, hmm? Everybody likes "women on the force" and that's a fact, so?"

"[Bold Comic Sans MS highlights] shut it, Jac E. I need to figure out how to add a couple of those filter ribbons first. Official commotion statement paragraph three changes then, hmm?"

"Fine, my walk across the ...

... grassy area in ebony pantyhose was not graceful because I'm not graceful at all, the end of my official statement changes!"

"[Bold Comic Sans MS highlights] tee he, it's funny that you think men look for graceful first, we're done here."

Oh, I saw the grainy security video alright and from that distance and with that much grainy, yeah, that was my most graceful walk of shame ever! And my evidence of that is because it was my only walk of shame ever, so, it had to be my best ever, the end.

And ebony pantyhose is way more sheer than one would think, but that's in the history books now. Oh, and for weeks since that happened weeks before this current night of commotion, but I liked how there was a carryover effect, old geezer or not.

Well, I mean, if maybe someone a little younger were to have a mistaken address delivery of spicy wings because I can easily wear pantyhose for an hour or so and since they do fit like a skin on a grape and all and since I pretty much have just a grape to wrap, I mean, mistakes happen, right? Henry. In apartment 121A.

End Jac E 01