Jac E Ch. 01 - Sex Stories

Jac E Ch. 01

... because I don't have a plastic pan big enough to hold that much water for the microwave."

"Jac E, can I steal a kiss (and a grope) from you, huh? I mean, we are alone in your apartment and all, so, um, I mean, I mean, I mean..."

"[Smooch] start heating the water now, Tyler while I dig out some foam cups and marshmallows."

So, I've already addressed those guys who want something from a Boi, but then will have regrets later and then there are those who just like their Boi's to be Boi's because people like what they like, but then there is the reverse approach, right? I mean, I don't step forward first very often, but I have in the past, so.

Which, tee he, I'm about as graceful at as flirt pivoting on the balls of my feet.

[Steam, steam, steam, wee, wee, water starting to whistle]

"Tyler, what the hell are you doing here at my apartment complex anyways since you don't even live here, hmm, speak up!"

"Tee he, don't you know that you commotion trend on Chang once a month or so, Jac E? It's almost like you buy sleeping shorts just to have an excuse to stand outside in the dimly lit parking lot and walkways while biting your fingertip and giving your statement, tee he, so?"

Um, I do not do that, um, that's not true and I may bite my fingertip while giving my official commotion statement, but that's just from being nervous, that's all, the end.

[Steam, steam, steam, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, water starting to whistle]

"Tyler, I don't even know if there ...

... is a compliment in all that or not, but I'm in no way interested in sex with you, if that's what you're hoping for, so?"

"Fine, Jac E! I mean, everybody should take something to the grave with them!"

[Slam, bam, without the thank you ma'am!]

Well then, folks, Tyler created another commotion while storming out of my apartment then, didn't he? I mean, just how important is sex anyways, hmm, folks? Which he may have been closer too if he had kept up the chase. Or at least helped me carry the tray of wobbly hot chocolates!

"OMG, finally, a cup for my hand like on TV! [Gently snatches a wobbly cup of hot chocolate], grab a beverage team because you all deserve it tonight since we finally caught the perv of a perp who caused all the commotion! Let's celebrate."

"[Grabs a cup] (psst, the perv perp was not your neighbor perv, um, missy ma'am)."

Um, huh, I guess I've role played a server now, so, huh.

"[Grabs a cup] sup? Call me if you need a little other commotion in your life."

"[Grabs a cup] hey, this hot chocolate smells great, but maybe grey shorts next month, maybe?"

"[Grabs a cup] I mean, it's not like I volunteer to work the night shift every third Saturday night, so?"

"[Grabs a cup] hi, stop staring at my..."

"Oh, I mean, I mean, Officer Franny, it's just a balancing trick between the eyes and the hands because my tray was so wobbly with five foam cups and I mean, I mean, if and when I ever fill out more, I want a silhouette a lot like yours, I ...