Jac E Ch. 01 - Sex Stories

Jac E Ch. 01

... mean, I mean, your hips are my dream, so?"

"Well, I was just going to say stop staring at my police equipment belt, but I like how a woman still catches your interest, tee he, even if it's like a combo meal, tee he, I mean, ahem, um, thanks kiddo, so, um, I don't ever see you ever filling out this much, but dreams are important, so, um, can I sneak into your apartment and use your ladies room since I'm pretty sure that your bathroom is a ladies room, hmm?"

Well, that seemed uncalled for, but I wouldn't be mad if that police equipment belt hit the floor in my bathroom, which is more like a Ladies room anyways, I suppose.

And nope, there is no way ever that my hips will sway from side to side like that. And Officer Franny did that with a fully loaded police equipment belt strapped on!

"I mean, Detective Ernie, if you caught the perv perp, when will you release the info so all of us can sleep at night, hmm?"

"[Sip] missy ma'am, that is very tight-lipped police business until we officially file charges, but the perv perp may have implicated you in the commotion, so, we're going to have to revisit your statement to get to the bottom of this [sip], so?"

"Oh, geez, was the commotion from Building 3 and apartment 116A because I made it clear to that old geezer that I am not the wings delivery person and that old geezer set it up so his wings were delivered to my place by mistake and it's only a stupid rumor that I walked his wings over to his building while just ...

... wearing ebony pantyhose, black bikini style undies, a crop top and a red hair barrette!"

"Ah-hah! And that's how you completely solve a perv perp case team! [Sip] but we're not charging you with anything, missy ma'am, since even the old geezer "perv perp" admitted that only happened once and there is only grainy video available [sip]. Let's wrap it up, team."

"Well, hold on then, Detective Ernie, was the commotion about that old geezer throwing some of his belongings out of his apartment window because there was a lot of crashing and smashing commotion, so?"

"[Sip] oh, that old geezer threw everything he owned out of his apartment window while screaming about sex he couldn't have! Well, he threw everything out of the window except his laptop because he had a grainy video playing on loop of you while you were making a very graceful walk across the grassy areas and he was in the middle of a very personal lewd act when we forced our way into his apartment, tee he and I hope I'm not that wrinkled and limp later in life, um, I mean, team, let's wrap it up team and Officer Franny, double check missy ma'am's statement and if there any changes in it, highlight them in bold Comic Sans MS font for my evidence!"

And Detective Ernie was still screaming everything.

"Name?"

"Jac E, my turn, Officer Ernie, do you have a new respect for your boyfriend now after what you saw inside of the old geezer's apartment, hmm?"

"Oh, that's a big 10-4, Jac E, but that doesn't mean that ...