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Bertie gets laid at last

... shining armour?” I queried.

“Shut up Bertie,” Dotty insisted. Suddenly I had a horrible feeling that Dotty was turning into Mother.

“Here we are squire, sleeping car train to Penzance is at platform one,” the driver explained.

“Why should I need a sleeping berth, we’re only going to Slough?” I exclaimed.

“Pay the man Bertie, and that is an excellent suggestion,” Dotty agreed.

I paid, “What on earth do we need a sleeping berth for?” I demanded.

“You’ll see,” Dotty explained as we climbed aboard without getting a ticket. Two minutes later we were ejected and had to obtain a ticket, then the damned insolent chappie wouldn’t give us a ticket to Slough saying Plymouth was first stop so we bought tickets for and caught the 9.36 semi fast to Swindon instead.

We settled into the first compartment which was really reserved for railwaymen.

“Bertie, you know I said about front bottoms,” Dotty said.

“Yes,” I agreed, “Oh hang on we are off,” I lowered the window and leaned out to watch the engine and the driver as he worked away. I changed sides to check Ranelagh Bridge depot and back again for Old Oak.

“Sorry old bean, you were saying,” I ventured as we passed Acton West Junction, and I went to sit down.

“Front bottom Bertie, my front bottom,” she said and do you know she stood up and slipped her underpants down her legs and lifted her short skirt.

“Oh my giddy aunt,” I stuttered, “Good lord! where is this virginny thingy?” I enquired.

“Gone ...

... Bertie, the shake put his finger right inside me and it’s gone.” she said.

“Good lord,” I exclaimed, “Why?”

“He wanted to make it bigger so he could get his willy in,”she explained.

“Well that’s stupid,it’s only a little slit,” I opined.

“It spreads wider, look,” Dotty explained and she eased the sides apart to reveal a willy size hole.”

“Good lord, never would have believed it if I had not seen it,” I ventured, “So if I want you to have a baby I put my willy in and you have a baby?”

“I give up,” Dotty said and she pulled her pants up and sat scowling.

“Now what have I done to upset you?” I asked.

“You aren’t interested.” she said

I was shocked “Yes I am, all a bit of a shock, don’t want children, ghastly things, mother says.”

“It’s always your mother, you should be a man Bertie, not a bloody boy, leave school do something with your life.”

“What be an engine driver?” I asked.

“No Bertie put your willy in me like any other man would have done ten minutes ago,” she snapped.

“Not when you are snapping like snappy the crocodile I won’t, I’ll tell mother what you said.” I countered.

“Then I’ll tell her you did put your willy in me and you’ll have to marry me or go to prison,” Dotty threatened.

“Gosh.I hope they put me in Wormwood scrubs with a good view of the railway,” I answered.

“Arggghh,” she screamed and she attacked me. She ripped my fly open and attacked my willy. Of course my willy stood up."Stop!” I said but she pulled her pants ...