1. Bertie gets laid at last


    Date: 12/8/2023, Categories: Fiction First Time Male/Teen Female Author: abroadsword 

    ... new model.”

I opened my carry bag and showed him the boxes and the tender and engine were packed separately.

“It is beautiful, come we must run it, my railway is through here” he declared and he bade me follow.

I suppose you would call it a Library but all round the room was a railway track screwed to the carpet and arrayed with far too many trains, all a complete mess LMS and LNER mixed up with French and German.

I quickly unwrapped Flying Fox and oiled it with the little oil bottle provided before placing it on the track. It leaped forward as the Shake applied power. “Perfection!” he gasped, “I must have it, name your price.”

“I don’t want to sell it I only came for Dotty,” I explained.

“I swap it for Dorothy,” he offered.

“No!” I objected.

“I bash you over head and throw you in Canal and keep Flying Fox instead then?” he suggested.

“Make it Dotty and Ten quid and we have a deal,” I ventured.

“Ah a shrewd businessman, man of my own heart,” he agreed, “Yes Ten pounds and the girl it is.” he paused, “Fetch the girl.”

Poor Dotty she could hardly walk, she stumbled in, “I have sold you to this gentleman, and I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you,” he said. “If I say I divorce you, three times then we are divorced, it is one of our quaint customs.” he explained., “Please take her home, she wailed like an alley cat when I tried to mount her.”

“You nearly split me in half with your massive willy,” she protested.

“My other wives have ...
    ... no complaints,” he explained, “Your mother clearly neglected to show you how to please a man, now please go!”

Well I took the two fivers he offerred, shook hands and wished him good day.

Dotty grabbed my arm and we left the building in something of a daze.

“It was horrible, he made me undress and tried to put his willy up me but it was too big,” Dotty confessed when we finally hailed a Taxicab and set forth for Paddington.

“Should have had a little wank first,” the Taxi driver observed, “Or have him suck you tits stick his tongue up your puss even.”

“Who the hell asked you?” I enquired.

“All right squire, keep your wig on, only trying to help,” the taxi driver ventured, “Quite often get some toff in here lateish trying it on with a young un what’s too tight, “Suck her tits or give her a wank,” I tells them,last thing I need is some toff spunking all over me upholstery.”

“No I suppose not,” I agreed.

“Mama says bull spunk is good for leather,” Dotty explained.

“What is a wank?” I enquired

“Having fingers stuck up her twat,” he explained.

“Your what?” I demanded.

“Front bottom I suppose,” Dotty said hopefully.

“Yes, front bottom,” the driver said reassuringly, “Give her a little jiggle till she gets wet.”

“What pees herself?” I asked.

“No front bottom not pee hole," he said, “Are you for real?”

“Yes he really is that stupid,” Dotty confirmed, “But he has just rescued me like a Knight in shining armour.”

“Who spent a night in ...
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