1. Bertie gets laid at last


    Date: 12/8/2023, Categories: Fiction First Time Male/Teen Female Author: abroadsword 

    ... frightened and I really wish you would change the subject.”

“Yes of course,” I agreed, "Do you know the weather forcast for next week?, I missed the Long range shipping forecast.”

“Here we are Guv,” The Taxi driver announced and Dotty duly thanked me and left the cab. I saw she went to number 11 as we drove away.

“Hamleys!” I ordered and shortly I was delivered to that magnificent emporium packed with the most fantastic creations of Messrs Bing, Hornby and of course Bassett- Lowke.

I had already sent word for Hamleys’ to reserve a Flying Fox as soon as they received one and the chap behind the counter went away to find one, “It’s the first we had, and only one so far, the serial number is FF E20A/C 00001 the first electric one they made.” he boasted.

“Gosh,” I agreed

“Seven Guineas sir,” he added.

I fished around and found some money, evidently a guinea was twenty one shillings not fifty pounds like I thought so I had brought rather too much money.

I left before I bankrupted myself and went to Paddington station to watch trains for a while.

I began to get bored after about six hours or so and thought about having a bite to eat, then I remembered Dotty, she only had a one way ticket and little money so how would she get home.

I immediately hailed a cab and was soon at number 11 Garmin St. I knocked on the door. An Arab chappie answered. “I dropped off a young lady to have her virginny thing taken earlier, is she ready to go home?” I ...
    ... enquired.

He dragged me inside by my tie, “Keeping voices down please,” he insisted, “I shall enquire,”

He returned with another Arab, “You are the pimp?” he asked,"You want woman back after you sell her?”

“Good lord no, just wondered if she wanted some company on the ride home.” I explained.

“She home here now, my master have her for number twenty wife, Imman marry them and they have done deed,” he explained.

“Dotty only said about virginny thingy not marriage, she’s a dark horse,” I sighed, “I’d have got a wedding present if I’d known.”

“What is going on!” a more senior Arab demanded.

“I came to find Dotty but seems some Arab Shake has married her.” I explained.

“Yes she agreed to be my wife, I have one wife for every year over twenty one years and I am now thirty nine so I have now twenty wifes,” he explained.

“Crikey, damned glad I’m not an Arab,” I agreed, “I prefer models.”

“Yes Dorothy is slim like a model, I shall soon fatten her up,” he agreed.

“No model trains, Bassett-Lowke, Oh gauge,” I continued.

“You have Bassett-Lowke railway?” he asked.

“In the attic,” I explained, “I just got a Flying Fox from Hamleys.”

“Flying Fox, I knew nothing of this, is it electric three rail twenty volt AC?” he asked.

“Oh yes, number one off the production line,” I agreed.

“I must see it!” he demanded, “I too have an O gauge electric railway and I have Solario and Flying Scotsman, already. Abdul is supposed to tell me when Bassett - Lowke bring out a ...
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