Adventures in Modern Dating - Sex Stories

Adventures in Modern Dating

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Standing up, she stretched before pulling the legs of her shorts out of her crotch. "I'm going to go change, I'll be right back." As I had suspected, she just had the shorts and T-shirt on. She tugged on the back of one side where it had started to creep up her ass cheek as she walked away. Like her boobs, her ass wasn't bad at all. Guys usually spent more time staring at her ass than girls spent looking at my dating profile.

I knew she didn't do things like that on purpose. It was uncomfortable so she fixed it. There was no ulterior motive involved. It was actually sort of endearing. Just April being April. Clothes were a necessity to be tolerated.

She came back in jeans and a T-shirt. She had put on a bra, which she tugged on the band to adjust while making a face. We headed out to the backyard to let Mom know we were headed out so she wouldn't be surprised.

April was unusually quiet on the drive over to the bookstore. She occasionally checked her phone for notifications but miraculously stayed off social media.

"What, did all social media go down?" I couldn't control my curiosity any longer. I had never seen her go this long without scrolling through something.

"Don't think so. Just not into it today."

"Who are you, really?"

She looked thoughtful for a moment, like she was taking the question seriously. "I'm beginning to think you're right about all that stuff. I really wanted to believe that if I was prettier or my boobs and ass ...

... were bigger, really hot guys would like me. When I actually started looking at the hot guys in the comments, a lot of them were either pathetic or absolutely disgusting.

"I know you're going to laugh but I tried the dating apps you tried. The only attention I was getting was from guys Dad's age. What was worse was they were just as nasty."

"Sorry." I didn't know what else to say. I was aware of the horror stories of dick pics and outright solicitation. Every article I read about online dating for guys told you not to do that shit.

"I hope you don't act like that, too. I'll kill you if you do." It didn't sound like she was kidding.

"I told you I quit dating apps. Tired of getting shut down. I guess I'm on the too boring side of the dating spectrum."

"How old were they?"

I started to get mad at the implication but she meant it seriously. "My age, give or take a couple of years. 18 is way too young."

"At least you've got that going for you." April stared out the window. "Can I ask you a question?"

"I guess."

"What do normal guys like? I think I've spent so much time trying to get attention from the wrong guys that I don't know how to interact with normal guys."

"I don't know. I think it's kind of like the way girls are. They'll tell you they like this or that but when they get it, that's not what they wanted at all. You just know what you want when you have it." All I could do was shrug my shoulders. "I'm not an expert at anything except getting ...