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Clone A Willy or The Troubles of Mixing Science and Sex
Date: 2/17/2017, Categories: Humor, Author: omnivour
... and proceeded to lube everything up. My balls didn't know what hit 'em. The first shimmied though without a problem but the second was deathly afraid and crawled up inside my body and would not come out. After gentle coaxing and a firm talking to he agreed to give it a try. More lube and a gentle hand and success, my penis now has a collar. Looking down, I must admit, I was impressed. Something about the ring caused my entire dick and balls to hang different, like a little lower and out away from my body. It made him look imposing. So let the science begin. We have read and re-read the instructions and watched various demonstrations on the computer. The process looks pretty simple. My only real complaint is the words used to describe the molding compound. It is repeatedly referred to as the "algae based molding compound." Algae is an ugly word, algae itself is also ugly, I picture a green slimy skin of algae on a pond. Why not organic molding compound, or even molding compound. I have to stick my dick in this. I don't want algae on my dick, but I digress. It seems easy. Mix up the "algae," with one and three quarter cups of ninety-eight degree water, fill the tube with the "algae" goo, within ninety seconds place ones hardened dick into the tube forcing large (or small) amounts of the molding compound out onto the floor and maintain ones heightened state of arousal for two minutes. One of the videos we saw used a slightly different method. This couple cut both ends from the ...
... tube, placed the empty tube over the hard penis and poured the batter from the top, thus eliminating most of the mess. This seemed like a much better approach. So we're ready. I will mix the warm water with the powder while Maddi sucks my dick. At the ninety-second mark she will commence pouring the tapioca type mixture into the tube as I hold it over my erect cock. Once full, she will recline on the prearranged pillows and proceed to treat her pussy to the pleasant yet firm vibrations of the Hitachi Magic Wand. What could go wrong? Turns out plenty. The timer is set. The mixing begins. The cock sucking is underway. So far, so good. Ding goes the timer. Hurry, switch positions. I recline with the empty tube on my well sucked cock. She begins to pour the lumpy paste down the tube....but wait, whats this? Nobody mentioned the amount of force necessary needing to be exerted on the tube to keep its contents from leaking out the bottom. Those edges are sharp. The bowl is empty and the head of my dick is still poking out of the top. Maddi to the rescue. With both hands she begins scooping the goo from around my balls and shoveling back in the top. She feels it begin to set up and jams in the last few chunks. Not missing a beat, she flops to her back, spreads her legs and hits the power switch on the Hitachi. I try to concentrate on the beautiful picture in front of me but am having trouble due to the fact that every time she moves her goo covered hands small bits dry and fall off ...