Clone A Willy or The Troubles of Mixing Science and Sex - Sex Stories

Clone A Willy or The Troubles of Mixing Science and Sex

... description three times and read it once more before you actually complete the order. Turns out there are multiple options when purchasing said item. When my package arrived in the mail, it would seem I purchased the "Plaster" model. What on earth would someone want with a plaster penis? Decoration? We have kids...and parents...and the babysitter. Where would one display such a thing? Not to be defeated I again jumped into Amazon head first and found the correct item. The life like vibrating Clone A Willy. Upon receiving it in the mail I was thrilled. Why? Well, while waiting for the two day shipping I practiced due diligence and researched the process. Using the two most common research tools, Google and YouTube, I discovered that success is not guaranteed. In fact, more often than not, the only guarantee is a mess and some level of shame and embarrassment. So why was I thrilled? Well, because of my errant purchase we now had two chances to get it right. The form used to mold the penis is the same with both products it is only the filling that differs. The pressure is off, mess up the first form, move on to the second. So Christmas comes. She is thrilled and excited but the urgency to delve into such a process isn't there. So the Willies are placed in the back corner of the top shelf in the least used closet. Time moves on and they are forgotten, left to fend for themselves. Fast forward six months. Coincidences abound. On the same day I text her a gif of something she truly ...

... enjoys (the tip of a penis rubbing back and forth on a clit.) She is on a chair in the closet looking for something and finds the forgotten Willies. The gears in her brain start turning, she has decided, she wants a copy of my penis, and she wants it now! Far be it from me to deny her, I agree. I immediately renew my research and learn all about doing this thing right. One of the strong suggestions is a cock ring. With all the toys we have in the box, a cock ring isn't one. Problem, the nearest adult store is an hour away, Amazon is two days away and she is a bit impatient. Fortunately I have a few things in my favor, I'm a problem solver, a bit of a country boy, grew up on a farm and know my way around a hardware store. As some of you know, cock rings are very similar to o-rings. For those that don't know, o-rings are neoprene washers used in various pumps and valves. O-rings come in a multitude of sizes and thicknesses. The upside is they cost between twenty-nine and ninety-nine cents. Rushing home with my package, I'm excited to show Maddi and once again prove my value as her mate because I posses a level of ingenuity. This did require some additional research into the theory and practice of cock rings. It would appear that one intending on subjecting ones cock to a ring must estimate the size he needs, apply lubricant to the ring, insert ones penis into the ring and then gently convince his testicles to climb through the ring one at a time. So, we got out the coconut oil ...