Clone A Willy or The Troubles of Mixing Science and Sex - Sex Stories

Clone A Willy or The Troubles of Mixing Science and Sex

Most of the stories I write are sweet, romantic and a representation of real life. Complete with dialogue and feelings. This story is not one of those. This could probably be considered a real life account of a humbling experience. The wonderful woman in my life, Maddi, has come to enjoy sex in her middle years. Since our divorces we have been making up for lost time. She has gotten adventurous and insatiable. So much so, that we have slowly amassed a staggering amount of toys and sexual paraphernalia. I should probably write articles on the effectiveness of all of them. I feel as though we are becoming experts. Everything from oils and waxes to Hitachis and Sybians. Now don't jump to conclusions, we didn't buy a Sybian, I built one, but that's another story. Back to Maddi's insatiability. One would think that a desire for sex would slowly wain after four years. One would be wrong. One would also think that the male of the relationship would be constantly thrilled with such a situation...Well, one would also be wrong to assume such things. To understand the following statements it would be helpful to know I came out of a sixteen year, mostly sexless marriage. I still cannot comprehend the thoughts inside my head. Years without a blow job but in the last few years I have actually caught my self thinking the damnedest things. For example: Sitting on the couch watching television she opens my robe and slowly sucks my dick during a commercial break. My thought you ask? ...

... Seriously, we're watching the Last Ship and you're sucking my dick...again? Now mind you, I'm not the sharpest spoon in the drawer, however I am smart enough to keep my mouth shut and not complain. Or as we drive home from a late dinner with her parents or mine she proceeds to pull up her skirt and play with her clit as I try to focus on driving. My thoughts? We just had sex before dinner, I'm not Superman . Yet I still am able to keep these thoughts to myself and enjoy the moment. The truth of the matter is I enjoy sex with Maddi as much as she enjoys it with me. Sometimes though, I feel as if I can't keep up, or rather keep it up. Hence, the delving into the adult toy store. After a business trip I might bring something new home. On occasion, we go together and pick something fun out. It was on one of these adult store date nights we saw something I didn't even know existed. The a fore mentioned story title, "The Clone A Willy." She wanted one at once. I proceeded to read the package and though intrigued, I was somewhat nervous. The process had all the makings for a science project. A science project with my penis as the main attraction. I have to stick it in what, for how long, while hard? This could be a catastrophe. We left that night without the Clone A Willy, but opted for a new glass dildo (great investment.) As Christmas rolled around I began my shopping. Amazon to the rescue. Although when buying from Amazon, I would advise a few cautionary steps; No drinking, read the ...