1. Susan and John go shopping.


    Date: 3/24/2016, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: Les1111

    ... time. She probably thinks the same about me. Haha. Couldn't be around her k**s and grandk**s. My nappy changing days are long gone. Haha&#034 &#034Bet she'd marry ya on the spot if you asked her&#034 &#034What's in the bag?&#034 Les's turn to change the subject. &#034Holiday naughtiest&#034 &#034Let's see&#034 &#034No....there for Johns eyes only&#034 &#034Go on. It'll give me something to 'think' about tonight &#034 &#034When ya having a wank...your a dirty boy hehe&#034 &#034Go on...please. Ya going to anyway ya just a cocktease haha&#034 She opened the bag and pulled out a Harriet Aqua black babydoll, Savage Beauty black bra and thong sets and various pairs of silk black thongs. She held up all her purchases. For Les to scrutinise. &#034I'm just popping to the toilet...haha&#034 &#034Do you want me to help you.&#034 She teased. This was the game they played. &#034If you think your up to it. Yes.&#034 He quipped. They ordered another drink. Susan's phone pinged. &#034Where's my pic&#034. John. &#034Two secs Hold on.&#034 &#034John...be back in a minute&#034 &#034Ok I'll order...do you want your normal...&#034 &#034Yes piri piri.&#034 Five minutes later Susan returned. &#034Nipple or pussy?&#034 &#034Gave him a treat...one of each...hehee&#034 &#034Susan. Your such a slut. I love you haha&#034 Les knew all about Susan and John taking sexy pictures and exchanging them. She occasionally took proper photographs and sent them via email to John. The tamer ones she shared with ...
    ... Les. Her phone pinged again. She opened it and smiled. She turned her iPhone round and showed Les a page of smiling smiley faces. John liked her pics. &#034He liked them. Eh? &#034&#034Yip. So he should...I'm hot...&#034 &#034I a piercing and a smooth pussy...don't get much hotter than that...&#034 &#034&#034Well, ya cud get your clit done&#034 &#034Well actually......&#034 &#034Fuck...you haven't....you cow...you didn't tell me...I'm hurt...&#034 Les feigned sadness. &#034No hehehe. I've not....yet....I, thinking of getting it done for Johns birthday.&#034 &#034I'll do it...please....I'll do it. Go on let me....hahahahaha&#034 &#034Ok&#034. Les nearly choked on his beer. They both were creased up laughing. People were looking but they didn't care. &#034How the fuck do these guys get jobs like this. 'And what do you do for a living?.. Oh iam a clit piercer'. That's fucking class&#034 &#034But think about it...for every fit bird like me&#034 she boasted &#034there will be dozens of fat mingers who haven't had a wash for a week eh? Not nice...&#034 &#034No but I'd do all the training and pierce your clit then quit....&#034hahahahahahaha&#034 &#034Mmm but it's a three year course...john would be an old man before he got his birthday present.&#034&#034 &#034Well make it for his 50th hahahahaha &#034 This was how most of there dinner dates went. There meal came and they continued with the innuendos while they ate. Her phone pinged again. 'How much have you spent ?? xxxxxxxxx&#034 She ...
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