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Susan and John go shopping.
Date: 3/24/2016, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: Les1111
... time. She probably thinks the same about me. Haha. Couldn't be around her k**s and grandk**s. My nappy changing days are long gone. Haha" "Bet she'd marry ya on the spot if you asked her" "What's in the bag?" Les's turn to change the subject. "Holiday naughtiest" "Let's see" "No....there for Johns eyes only" "Go on. It'll give me something to 'think' about tonight " "When ya having a wank...your a dirty boy hehe" "Go on...please. Ya going to anyway ya just a cocktease haha" She opened the bag and pulled out a Harriet Aqua black babydoll, Savage Beauty black bra and thong sets and various pairs of silk black thongs. She held up all her purchases. For Les to scrutinise. "I'm just popping to the toilet...haha" "Do you want me to help you." She teased. This was the game they played. "If you think your up to it. Yes." He quipped. They ordered another drink. Susan's phone pinged. "Where's my pic". John. "Two secs Hold on." "John...be back in a minute" "Ok I'll order...do you want your normal..." "Yes piri piri." Five minutes later Susan returned. "Nipple or pussy?" "Gave him a treat...one of each...hehee" "Susan. Your such a slut. I love you haha" Les knew all about Susan and John taking sexy pictures and exchanging them. She occasionally took proper photographs and sent them via email to John. The tamer ones she shared with ...
... Les. Her phone pinged again. She opened it and smiled. She turned her iPhone round and showed Les a page of smiling smiley faces. John liked her pics. "He liked them. Eh? ""Yip. So he should...I'm hot..." "I a piercing and a smooth pussy...don't get much hotter than that..." ""Well, ya cud get your clit done" "Well actually......" "Fuck...you haven't....you cow...you didn't tell me...I'm hurt..." Les feigned sadness. "No hehehe. I've not....yet....I, thinking of getting it done for Johns birthday." "I'll do it...please....I'll do it. Go on let me....hahahahaha" "Ok". Les nearly choked on his beer. They both were creased up laughing. People were looking but they didn't care. "How the fuck do these guys get jobs like this. 'And what do you do for a living?.. Oh iam a clit piercer'. That's fucking class" "But think about it...for every fit bird like me" she boasted "there will be dozens of fat mingers who haven't had a wash for a week eh? Not nice..." "No but I'd do all the training and pierce your clit then quit...."hahahahahahaha" "Mmm but it's a three year course...john would be an old man before he got his birthday present."" "Well make it for his 50th hahahahaha " This was how most of there dinner dates went. There meal came and they continued with the innuendos while they ate. Her phone pinged again. 'How much have you spent ?? xxxxxxxxx" She ...