1. Susan and John go shopping.


    Date: 3/24/2016, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: Les1111

    ... &#034Three&#034 &#034Five&#034 hehe I win. &#034You always win ya dirty bitch. I should have an age handicap. Hahahahaha&#034. Les and Susan have a friendly bet every time John is home. They compare the number of times they have had sex on Saturday and Sunday. Blowjobs hand jobs don't count. There has to be intercourse. &#034Two&#034 &#034Thee&#034 &#034You bitch, you fucking bitch I thought I'd get you there. I never fucking win hahaha. Your such a bitch&#034 he leaned over and gave her a kiss on the cheek. The second bet was like a double or quits one. The sex outbside of a bed was a 'bonus point'. &#034Hehe. You'll never beat me old man, I'm the best&#034 &#034Sue ya a slut hahaha Johns slut.....good girl....I fucking love it when you get plenty cock.&#034 &#034Mmmmmm so do I &#034 &#034Spill&#034 &#034Saturday over the bath and in the garden. Sunday over the kitchen table.&#034 &#034Fuck that's good, beats my Saturday in the shower and Sunday on the couch. &#034Two&#034 &#034Two&#034 &#034Yes....get in you beauty.&#034 Les laughed. At least they'd equaled blow jobs. A blow job couldn't be involved in a sex session, it had to be separate. They had been playing this game for about three years now. Susan nearly always won. Even when she's on a period she'll just drag him into the shower twice a day. Les loved it when she won because he felt proud that he'd helped to sort there problems out. &#034Now tell me about the garden one...that sounds interesting. I've been in your ...
    ... garden it's not that private. Your a nasty girl....haha&#034 &#034You'll be surprised to know there was a bit of beer involved...john went outside for a smoke and I went to get him and he just dropped me on the lawn and did me there. There was still lights on in the house at the back but fuck knows if they saw us. You know what I'm like for nooky outside. Hehehe&#034. &#034I dont I know it. That grave yards got a bare patch in the corner where you keep the grass flattened. Haha&#034 &#034Sssssh keep your voice down, I've a reputation round here&#034 &#034I a fucking bad one....haha&#034 &#034So how's that hussey of yours&#034 Sue said changing the subject away from her exploits of having sex in the town graveyard. &#034I she's a good lass&#034 &#034She's a hussey!!!!&#034 Susan wasn't a prude by any stretch of the imagination but she didn't really 'get' Les and his girlfriends relationship. They'd been in a friends with benefits relationship for a long time, and Susan couldn't get why they just didn't move in together. &#034She's not. She just needy. Haha..... Needs my cock. Haha&#034 &#034Your both in your 50's and behaving like k**s&#034 Sue scolded playfully. &#034Well we will see if your still rutting like a couple of dogs in 15 years when your our age.&#034 He retorted playfully. Sue loved this man for his humour and honesty. She would loved to have known him in a parallel universe. &#034Na things are good...she's a laugh and great in the sack but she'd drive me mad full ...
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