1. Broke Down. Lost. Naked.


    Date: 7/23/2024, Categories: Humor, Author: NakedSins

    ... chuckled and headed inside. The people at the gas station stared as Maggie walked butt-naked into the station.
    
    After entering the gas station, Maggie loudly walked in her high heels to the register. The lady standing there stopped chewing her gum and softly asked, “Can I help you?”
    
    Maggie asked if there was a landline phone she could use to try to call her fiancé and get some help. The lady at the register informed her that nobody uses a landline anymore and kindly just offered her some water. Maggie was grateful to at least get a drink.
    
    After getting some water, Maggie walked back outside and poured the rest of the water over her sweaty and tired body.
    
    Finally, Maggie’s cell phone began to ring. Her fiancé was trying to get a hold of her and see where she was. She explained her shitty situation and asked if she could be picked up and if he could bring some clothes. Her fiancé agreed and headed to the gas station quickly.
    
    Nightfall came, and the employees began to leave the station. After only a few minutes, Maggie was left alone. She thought that since everyone was gone, she would try to pee again in peace. She knelt down, and urine began to pour out onto the ground. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, a car entered the gas station.
    
    Maggie recognized that it was her fiancé's car and felt relieved to see him. He pulled up next to her as she was still finishing up pissing. All he could do was stare in confusion. Maggie finished peeing and stood up to walk to the car door. Out of the corner of her eye, the back window rolled down.
    
    In the back seat sat her soon-to-be in-laws with a horrid look on their faces. “Hello, Maggie,” her future mother-in-law said in an awkward tone. Maggie froze and then looked at her fiancé. “They insisted that they come,” he said.
    
    Maggie then took off her piss-soaked high heels and sat in the front seat. “So, how is everyone doing?” Maggie asked. “I'm a lot better now,” her future father-in-law said.
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