Broke Down. Lost. Naked.
Date: 7/23/2024,
Categories:
Humor,
Author: NakedSins
Maggie was driving home one sunny afternoon after she had just attended a friend's wedding. She was wearing her beautiful yellow sundress and her bright yellow high heels. She was an hour away from home, and needed to get back, so she could meet her fiancé's parents for the first time. Maggie was nervous, but she was eager to get to know them.
Maggie was driving along the sun-shining road when all of a sudden, she felt a great urge to pee. With no bathroom in sight, Maggie pulled over and hopped out of the car. Making sure no one was around to watch, she pulled down her thong, and laid it beside her while she relieved herself.
After she finished, she stood up and reached for the thong. However, much to Maggie’s surprise, a giant rattlesnake had slithered its way over Maggie’s thong, blocking it completely. Maggie jumped back in fear and decided that the snake could just have them.
Maggie made her way back to her car and turned the key. Much to Maggie’s horror, the car made a terrible clinking noise and wouldn’t crank. “Dammit!” Maggie shouted as she hit the steering wheel with anger.
The heat started to become hotter and hotter. Maggie stepped out of the car to try and get some air and call for help. Unfortunately for her, there was no cell service in the middle of nowhere.
Maggie paced around, trying to think of what to do. She decided to try and see if the car would crank again. However, no matter how much she tried, it just wouldn’t start. She angrily got ...
... out of the car and slammed the door behind her.
Maggie took out her phone and once again tried to call someone again. She rushed away from the car to try and find better reception when, all of a sudden, a loud ripping noise could be heard. Maggie stood still for a second as a gentle breeze could be felt in places that she hadn’t felt before. She looked down to see that she was now completely nude.
Frantically, Maggie tried to open her car door, but had accidentally locked the keys inside. With nothing else to do, Maggie strutted down the road in her yellow high heels and began the trek to the nearest gas station. She couldn’t believe the bad luck that was happening to her.
After half an hour, there was finally a car that came driving by. Maggie knew that anyone who saw her would be shocked, but she had no choice. She put out her thumb to try and get the car to stop, but unfortunately, they just kept going. Nightfall was coming soon, and Maggie needed to get home.
Much to Maggie’s surprise, a big truck carrying a trailer stopped beside Maggie to see what was wrong. The man opened the window with a confused look and asked if a nudist convention was in town. Maggie chuckled awkwardly and then began to beg the man for a ride. The man agreed and let Maggie hitch a ride to the nearest gas station.
Once Maggie reached the gas station, she thanked the man and exited the truck. The man said in a sarcastic voice, “Maybe you should buy some sunscreen.” Maggie once again ...