Collisions - A Crazy Sexy Lawyer Tale
Date: 7/7/2024,
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Male/Teen Female
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Author: Limnophile, Source: sexstories.com
Collisions - A Crazy Sexy Lawyer Tale
by Limnophile
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"So, you were watching porn on your phone while driving, and you think the GUY YOU CRASHED INTO is a jackass?"
I tilted my head back and rolled my eyes. I was glad he was on the phone, instead of in my office.
"Well, it's your lucky day. We have proof the other driver was making an illegal left turn, so you're not 100% at fault. I seriously think you should cut your losses and settle. If this goes all the way to trial, just the legal fees could be over thirty grand. The damage to your car isn't even a third of that. His insurance company will probably pay for half your repairs if we settle. Yeah, Sam, I know you think he's an asshole, but is it worth that much to prove it? OK, OK, I'll see you at the courthouse Friday at 9."
I was glad that was my last call of the day. My wife Mary and I had agreed many years ago, 8pm to 6am was OUR time, we would stop letting people steal it from us. Both of us getting calls in the middle of the night was wrecking our sleep, we were tired and angry all the time, and our jobs and family suffered.
Once we were sleeping well again, we had the energy to start exercising and quit smoking. Other than our "diet cheat weekend" once a month, we quit drinking and eating junk food too. I told my pal Tom about it, and he and his wife Donna started doing the same. He said the first month was tough, but their health and happiness improved enormously.
I reached to shut off my ...
... phone, just as I got a text from my daughter Kate; "Mom has something to tell you. Don't freak out. Everything will be ok." I shut it off and tossed it on the nightstand.
Mary called to me, "Ben, come on down, let's relax in the tub." I stripped to my boxers and walked toward the hot tub. I relished the opportunity to soak in some hot water with my hot soulmate. We had been married nearly twenty years, and she still turned me on. She had a cute little nose, green eyes that sparkled in the sun, curly brown hair, firm "C" cup breasts, and a tight, shapely butt. I was a lucky guy. It was Monday night but as I turned toward her, I saw Mary carrying two glasses of wine. "Let's get in and have a glass. I have something to tell you."
I tried to be jovial and reduce the tension as I climbed in, "So are you really a Martian, or worse yet, a politician?" Mary's look was serious and I got a little worried. "Is our daughter on drugs? Is she gay? Is she dropping out of college?" The look on Mary's face changed a little.
"Don't worry. Kate's fine and I'm too honest and smart to go into politics, unlike you." She poked me in the ribs. I had run for judge the last fall and lost by 3 votes. When the results were in, she teased me, "Did you remember to vote for yourself? You might have won if you voted for yourself."
"Ben, seriously, I'm not sure how to tell you this ... I ah ... I was at a bar last Saturday with my friends and went to the ladies’ room. As I was walking out, a pretty ...