Meeting Memphis-pt1 ~ A Girl and Graceland - Sex Stories

Meeting Memphis-pt1 ~ A Girl and Graceland

... can I call you MarKsir? (haha Marksir like it was all one word) Again, I am sorry sir." Oh my god, I'm going to pee my myself! Now he's calling him Mark and over enunciating a hard K sound. (beepbeep) My phone beeps alerting me of a text message. I look down and realized my husband had just sent all the photos to me. "MarKsir, here, help me erase these. Now I certainly mean you no disrespect, you've been so nice to us. So what do I here? Do I click here and here and then the little trash can? Yep! Well, will you look at that!? There they go, they're gone MarK. Never to be seen again! thank you sir." And with that, I grabbed a hold of the lion, acting like I was going to throw up on him. "Oh honey! Not on the lion! I'm so sorry MarK, I'll tell you what. I think I just now knocked her right on up. And she just don't know yet." "Just go! Just go away! Get her out of here, please.", an exhausted Marc Pedersen, our official tour guide pleaded. "Yes sir, thank you sir", my 'husband' screamed back in his regular voice as he threw his arm around me rushing us away.

We laughed our asses off and headed to the exit. I looked over at him and asked, "What the heck was all that? Where did that come from?" (both of us still laughing and trying to catch our breath) "I honestly don't know, my father once said, 'if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit!'. That my dear girl, was me throwing out as much bullshit as I could, to keep him confused. And once I got ...

... rolling and saw the enjoyment you were getting out of it all, I just couldn't stop. And to hopefully keep us from getting arrested. Keep em talking and confused. haha". We had our arms around each other and we were laughing as we walked our way to the exit. I never felt more at ease or safer with anybody else in my life, except my daddy, of course. "And that accent! I almost peed myself when I heard that coming out of your mouth! I sorta think I should be insulted." "I do declare, Ma'am. I am... deeply regretful. I certainly meant no disrespect... to you and yers!" I pushed away from him and playfully punched him on the shoulder. Telling him, "Oh my god, you really need to NOT do that anymore." We were laughing when we heard, "Hey now! There's my beautiful couple!" We both looked up and saw the photographer from the start of our visit. " "How about that photo, so you always remember your day at Graceland here today?" We both laughed and Marshal said, "Sir, there is NO way, I will EVER need a photograph to help remind me of today. I will never forget this visit. But sure, show me what you've got." We saw the picture and I told him, "I have to admit, it is a pretty cute picture of us and it would make a nice memento." He took out $20 gave it to the man and thanked him! "No, thank you!" the photographer said, as he called out to us. "Y'all have a great day and come back and do all this again sometime, won't cha!" That made us laugh even harder as we waved our hands in the air walking ...