Jac E Ch. 01 - Sex Stories

Jac E Ch. 01

... like a monthly block party at the complex and just what good is a commotion if you're not seen at the gawking party, right?

[Standing behind Jac E, which isn't a bad place to stand if you like Boi's like Jac E, especially if you like thin sleeping shorts]

"Well, my mirror time took extra this time when the commotion woke me up from my sleep because originally, I swashed my eyes with a quick purple, but then I noticed that the police car lights flash red and blue, so, I quick switched back with blue eye shadow and deepened my red lips, so?"

"Ugh, I mean, Jac E, I'm stepping forward while we half alone and secluded!"

Yeah, that's Walter code for he wants a place to keep his boner warm while we wait to give our official statement to the detectives, which, someone else could say that to me, maybe, but not Walter. And that's not because there is anything wrong with Walter, but sooner or later, I mean, a guy will eventually think with his other head and I don't want to be responsible for another commotion when Walter starts running around an hour later screaming "OMG, a Boi, I did a Boi, OMG, I'm so fag" or some commotion screaming like that. Besides, Walter actually has great hair and I wouldn't want him pulling it out.

Besides, Walter was way to tall for me and stepping forward would have only split the muscles around the small of my back instead of splitting my booty buns like he wanted to.

"Hey, you two! I said no congregating until I get your official ...

... statement about the commotion! Split up now!"

"(Tee, he, you heard what Detective Ernie just said, Walter, quit trying to split my Boi booty buns and slither away to your own spot!)"

"(Hah, do you think that by reminding me that you're a sheep in wolves clothing that I would have regrets later then, huh, Jac E?)"

"Hey, you there, I told you to split and you're ignoring me and now, buddy, you're my main perp!"

Hmm, I'll try to let Detective Ernie that Walter is my perv and not his perp, um, later, tee he.

"Alright, I need to establish a timeline for the commotion, so, missy ma'am, are you my eye witness, my side witness, my spy witness or my crying witness, huh? What do you know about the commotion that occurred here tonight, huh?"

"Oh, for one, Detective Ernie, I would like my sworn statement written in Gothic Bold this time and for two, oh, I know everything there is to know about the commotion that occurred here tonight because I live here at the complex, so?"

"Well, what can you tell me about the commotion then because so far, all you've said is blah, blah, blah, so?"

"Oh, for three, I was sound asleep when the commotion occurred and then the commotion woke me up from my sound sleep and then I peeked out the window and saw it all, Detective Ernie, so?"

"Finally, somebody who saw something! So, what did you see when you saw it all then, missy ma'am?"

"Oh, I saw everyone gathering outside on the walkways, looking around and trying to figure out what ...