Cheat Day - Sex Stories

Cheat Day

... nervousness.

“Hey, maybe we shouldn’t ask John about that kind of thing,” Katie suddenly but kind of loudly chimed in.

Jake gave her a weird look. “Why? Didn’t you just give a speech about how this stuff can be normal? Since we’re talking about it anyway…”

Katie’s eyes wandered. She had a reason but didn’t say it. I looked at John who just rolled his eyes.

“I thought you guys could guess, but whatever,” John replied in a bit of a huff. “I don’t have a penis.”

“Oh,” Jake replied, surprised. “Uh, alright. Cool, man. My bad.”

“I’m sorry, John,” Katie quickly added. “I didn’t mean to, y’know, drag it out.”

“I mean, I guess it’s flattering if you guys genuinely didn’t know,” John continued.

“I had no idea,” I admitted.

Jake, ever the charmer, had swiftly recovered. “It’s not like it matters,” he said coolly and suavely. “Nothing has changed. Who cares what you have down there? You’re still John.”

Katie smiled, half in relief, and turned to John. “I told you, dude. You’re among friends here. Hell, both Jake and I are bi.”

John gave a polite smile. “Thanks,” he admitted, then breathed a few times. “I guess I just don’t really hear about sex a lot.”

“If you hang out with this guy, that’s gonna change,” Katie teased, grabbing Jake around the waist.

“

Hey

!” Jake protested. “I just do stuff behind closed doors.

You two perverts

are the ones that talk about sex all the time!”

“When did I say anything?!” I demanded.

“‘Hey Jake, ...

... can we skip this part?’” Jake imitated me in a whiny voice. “‘Hey Jake, can we move on? I have a boner, Jaaake.’”

Katie laughed. “I have a booooner, Jaaaaake,” she yes-anded in the same whiny voice.

Even my one ally betrayed me. “Jaaaaake,” John joined in with a cute laugh.

“What is happening?” I asked, both in frustration and with a laugh.

The three amigos laughed for a bit, then died down. I guess I got what I wanted; the movie was still going and now everyone was fine to talk over it. “To be fair, you said you had a boner too,” Katie added in Jake’s direction, now letting go of his abdomen.

“Yeah, but I didn’t ask to skip the sex scene,” Jake replied, putting his hands behind his head and relaxing.

“You are so strange,” Katie murmured. “You’ll get so embarrassed if we even bring up how you had sex before, but you’re totally cool announcing out loud that you’re bricked up.”

“You said –

you said

– that I couldn’t bring up sex without making it weird. I was the one who said it nonchalantly, and you’re the one who brought it up twice,” Jake argued.

“You also threatened to whip it out,” Katie laughed.

“Yeah, but I didn’t go through with it! I wouldn’t want to make John uncomfortable, y’know.”

I heard John shakily inhale. “Hey, go ahead.”

It was as if the movie’s volume slowly went down to zero. Jake slowly turned to John. “What?”

“I haven’t heard about sex a lot, and I, uh, don’t watch porn, but… I dunno, if… Maybe it could be good for me ...