1. The Balloon Test


    Date: 3/5/2024, Categories: Exhibitionist & Voyeur, Author: byJoexp 

    ... me.

"Er.. Yes..," I said, "but I er..."

"Yes?"

"Perhaps the girls will think it's a little..."

"A little what?.

"A little er... Embarrassing for them... Not that I'm backing out or anything but..."

"Well, we can always ask them. Any girls object to being given a demonstration of the balloon test?"

Shouts of "No!" and "Get on with it" echoed round the room.

"That seems pretty conclusive," said Monica.

"But..." I said.

"But what?"

"We haven't got a balloon," that stumped her. She thought she'd been so clever, but superior intellect always wins out.

"I've got one," shouted Tracey. She was already blowing it up.

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I'd made The Balloon Test up myself of course. It was a great way of deflating know-it-alls who keep interrupting and spoiling things for everyone. They never admit to not knowing what it is. Of course I give them the get out of saying that it's purely hypothetical. Then they back down and shut up. If they don't and I really want to tease them I give them the balloon and tell them to get undressed. Once they start of course I stop them, well it wouldn't be fair not to, would it.

I knew I'd have trouble with that know-it-all in the lecture, so I'd primed Tracey with the questions and given her the balloon. She knew what was going to happen and was looking forwards to the joke and having a good laugh. They nearly always back down when I hand them the ballon, but I was really rather pleased when he turned out ...
    ... to be one of those people who'll never admit that they don't know something. No matter what the embarrassment I just knew he'd end up with just the balloon if I let him. Not that I would of course. Still, there was still the opportunity to tease him just a little bit further.

"Excellent," I said, showing him the balloon, "take your clothes off."

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She handed me the balloon and told me to take my clothes off. I'd have to admit I didn't know what the test was, that I didn't really know what 'hypothetical' meant. I opened my mouth to speak, but I couldn't. Anything was better than admitting my ignorance, but taking all my clothes off, I couldn't do that. Could I? Then it dawned on me. It does when you have a superior intellect like mine. What had I been thinking of. Of course I wouldn't have to go through with it. She couldn't allow a thing like that in her lecture. Once I started to undress she'd put a stop to it.

"Of course," I said, taking the balloon and giving one of my confident smiles, "I'll show the girls exactly what I'm made of."

They all giggled for some reason.

I started to remove my shoes and socks. She'd be stopping me now for sure. No? Well I took off my shirt and looked at her. Nothing. Oh well. I'd show her I was no indecisive wimp.

"Shall I take off my trousers?" I asked

I waited for her to say no, and of course she started...

"As I said, this test is purely hypothetical, and though I'm sure...."

There was a sudden ...
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