The Balloon Test - Sex Stories

The Balloon Test

... knew about the Balloon Test as well, I was making a good impression there I could tell.

Monica had to try and spoil things though.

"Well, you explain it," she sneered at me.

I'd just have to wing it, as the saying goes. But how without showing myself up?

"The Balloon Test is..." I started, "but... if you explain to the girls, I'm sure you can do it better than me, and then I'll do the test and show them how it demonstrates confident and effective presentation."

"But the Balloon Test is purely hypothetical."

"It may be for you," I said, sure I could do a hypothetical test, once I found out what 'hypothetical' meant, "but I have the confidence to do it."

"But... Well... I don't know. It's not really the sort of thing we do in practice."

"Well it may not be for you, but it's no problem for me," I said. That would impress Tracey.

"In that case, I'm not sure, but suppose it would be interesting to see how it worked in practice. If the girls don't object."

"What could we object to?" asked Tracey.

"Well you see," said Monica, "in the Balloon Test..."

I allowed myself a little smirk at my cunning, I'd got Monica to describe the Balloon Test for me, all I'd have to do now was give one of my well honed presentations and win the balloon, or whatever the test was about.

"In the Balloon Test, as described by Zinowski and Smith, the participant has to give the presentation wearing... Go on you explain," she said, looking at me, "if you're going ...

... to be doing it. You do know what it's about and don't want to back out seeing as it's hypothetical."

"No, no," I had to think quickly, she wasn't going to put me off using those big words, "you're explaining it so well. I'm certainly not going to back out. I'm just working out what I'm going to say in the presentation."

"As I was saying. The participant gives the presentation wearing nothing except an inflated balloon..." There was a gasp from the audience. Monica looked at me, "...that's right isn't it. You are allowed to inflate the balloon?"

"Well... er... Yes," what else could I say. I'd agreed over and over that I knew what the test was, "an inflated balloon, and wearing...."

Perhaps she hadn't meant with absolutely nothing on.

"Nothing, yes that's right girls. The subject is completely nude apart from the balloon which she, or in this particular case he, can use to hide.. Well whatever he likes really. But the really embarrassing part is... Well you explain..." She looked at me again.

"The embarrassing part is..." I gulped, what could be more embarrassing than giving a presentation with no clothes on, "...is...."

"Well he's obviously thinking hard about it. The embarrassing part is that the presentation that he has to give is a description of the part hidden by the balloon. So he can display a rude bit and describe a not so rude bit, or if he hides his naughty bits he has to describe them, and what they're for. Isn't that right?"

She turned to ...