Woody 02 - Sex Stories

Woody 02

... smiling over our conversation like a pervert, hmm?"

"{Larry} hey, I'm just sitting here quietly and dimensionally measuring up your sex fantasy position, Woody and you know, quietly sipping on my beer [sip], so?"

"Oh, oh, you can mentally dimensionally measure things up all you want in your head, Larry and Jack, but I know how tall both of you are and dimensionally, if I were down on all fours, I mean, that just wouldn't work dimensionally, the end!"

"{Larry} tee he, I don't know, Woody [sip] because in my head, everything works out dimensionally, so, um, your turn, tee he, Woody, so?"

"Oh, oh, don't you challenge me, Larry because I'm rock solid with the cool crew and I'll demonstrate for you right now that if I were down on my all fours and in between you and Jack, I mean, the tale of the tape measure clearly shows that your dick would be way over my head and poor ole Jack would be banging the air from behind me, so, hah with your mental pictures!"

Yeah, maybe I didn't think that one through very well either. I mean, it was me who mentioned in the last chapter about how we all have bendable bone joints, so, um, yeah, I didn't think that one through all the way since guy's can get down on their knees too and just like that, things line up!

But, but, but for the record, the three of us were mostly still dressed for the demo! I mean, off the record, I guess guys don't need much more than a pushed down zipper and an open jeans button and then, of course, my ...

... house shorts and t-shirt didn't offer much resistance, so, um, that's off of the record then.

But at least I got a couple of body glow ups.

"{Larry} damn, Woody, you look great naked and the arch in your back is sexy! LOL, you didn't know jack about rolling a condom on Jack, tee he, but your sex fantasy is amazing."

[Oomph, oomph, oomph, slurp, argh, muffled groans, oomph, gag, ooh, slurp]

Well, Larry had my mouth busy, so, um, that was my best muffled response back to Larry.

[Thump, thump, pump, thrust, thrust, grip, slam, slam, slam, ooh, oh, thump, pump, slam, grip]

"{Jack} OMG, this is one tight as Boi booty, Woody, prop this Boi booty up for me and push it back!"

[Oomph, oomph, oomph, slurp, argh, muffled groans, oomph, gag, ooh, slurp]

Well, Larry still had my mouth busy, so, um, that was my best muffled and mumbled response back to Jack. And since Jack had my "Boi booty" in his hands, so, that seemed to be up to him about what got propped up and pushed, so.

And was it really all that appropriate for them to five high each other over my arched back that many times? Don't answer that.

And by the way, I put the condom on Jack absolutely correctly! I mean, the second time and all, so. Wait, the second I rolled one onto him because trust me, one tag teaming was enough!

But I liked being naked for them.

And, and, and by the most important way, huh, they didn't just jump up and split just afterwards! Well, they had the rest of their remaining ...