Woody 02 - Sex Stories

Woody 02

Woody 02

So, I mean, I don't even know how these things get qualified, but apparently, my crew, um, well, the crew that I'm associated with is the coolest nerd crew in all of Middleton and those are not my words, but it has been said. I just wanted to say that if it wasn't said in my last chapter because now, I need to move on and figure out just who in the hell was Robert's idea as a tag team partner to finally break my threshold fears of having real sex and break it big time at that since Robert confessed that it would be a two on one situation! Two on one and at my size, people!

That's big time, so, I mean, I called in a couple of nonexpert at anything experts for advice, so, what?

"I mean, Woody, is your cool crew going to freak out that I'm here at your place and they are not, huh?"

"Jack, we all have our separate lives outside of the cool crew and the only thing they might get mad about is not being able to side window peek at my inappropriate neighbor lady, so?"

I mean, Jack already peeked at Mrs. Dexter while I purposely took my time getting him a beer, which he had to bring since I'm just slightly short of 21.

"Anyways, Jack, you know these people, so, of this list of three names and just this list of three names because I'm obsessed with three now, which of them would like to have sex with me, hmm?"

[Slaps down a little piece of paper with three names on it]

LOL, I did not think that question all the way through, now did I, tee ...

... he?"

"Steve, check, Billy, check, Gene check."

"Ugh, Jack, that's not what I meant because what I meant was which of these three people would want to have sex with me in a two on one, tag team sandwich situation where I'm naked and down on my hands and knees and doing my best to keep breathing, hmm?"

Again, LOL, I did not think that question all the way through, now did I, tee he?"

"Oh, that's different then, Woody, um, so, Steve, check, check, Billy, check, check, Gene check, check. [Burp] can I get another beer, Woody, huh?"

"Well, since you brought a half of a 12-pack of beer, I mean, of course and you can find something on the TV if you want."

"[Burp] you mean that I brought a 6-pack of beer with me, right, Woody?"

And they say déjà vu isn't a real thing, right, folks?

"That's what I just said, Jack, since six is half of twelve."

"Well Woody, I am not a relationship expert if you're phishing around for some approval from me for you to have sex. I mean, that tag team thing seems a little extreme and all, but since you're known as the best instructor for French kissing 101, I mean, if there is a flow, then go with the flow [burp]."

"Well, OMG, who says that about my skills with, oh, ooh, um, I'll be right back with another beer then, um, okay then."

Oh, yeah, I may have left a detail out, so, oops, my bad.

"And what about you, Larry, hmm? Are you ready for another beer since you've been sitting there quietly sipping on your beer while smirking and ...