The Old Neighbor Ch. 01 - Sex Stories

The Old Neighbor Ch. 01

... possibly satisfy me? I bet you can hardly get it up," she laughed. Albert let out a low chuckle.

"Oh, sexy. This old dog can still get it up and perform. I can assure you of that."

Sarah shook her head and returned to what she was doing. "I highly doubt that, Albert. You're just lying your old ass off to try and impress me. But trust me, it's doing the opposite. Now you're just embarrassing yourself."

"Eight inches," Albert simply stated. Sarah raised her head back up and turned to him again.

"What??" she replied, confused.

"My cock, it's eight inches," he reiterated, confidently. Sarah's fetching green eyes widened with disgust and bewilderment.

"Why the f- You shouldn't say that to me! What the f-" Sarah exclaimed, horrified by his brazenness.

"Rock solid meat ready to satisfy a sexy housewife such as yourself," Albert boasted.

"I highly doubt that," Sarah laughed in disbelief.

"Won't believe it until you see it," he remarked.

Sarah shook her head in annoyance. "Trust me, Albert. Even if you weren't lying, I still wouldn't want to see it."

There was a brief silence between the two. Sarah smirked, guessing that her sharp words had finally unsettled the old man. Once again, she returned to her digging, assuming the old bastard had finally slunk off.

But hearing some rustling from the fence behind her, she realized instead that their shared fence gate was opening and closing. Sarah quickly turned to see Albert standing in her yard. "Augh, ...

... Albert! Get off my property now! I- I'll call the police!" she threatened.

"Heh, no you won't" Albert casually stated: he was right again, Sarah had no intention of involving the police. It would just create a whole lot of mess for her and the entire neighborhood. "Besides, even if you did, they've got better things to do than to get all caught up in a dispute between two neighbors just trying to have a friendly conversation."

"You're a dirty old perv. Our conversation has gone way past any definition of 'friendly'," Sarah said. As she folded her arms and rose to her knees, inadvertently pushing her breasts out. Her thrusting boobs made quite a sight for the horny old man.

"Hm, I agree that more words won't get us anywhere. So how about it? Do you want to see for yourself? I can assure you that you've never seen anything like it."

Sarah's mouth fell agape. "No way in hell, Albert. You are lying. Don't you know what boundaries are? Oh, wait, apparently not."

"I'm not lying, it's true. My cock is probably bigger than your husband's," Albert confidently replied. Sarah just smiled in disbelief about where this conversation had led them.

"Alex is perfectly fine, Albert," Sarah snapped back.

"Gah, that's what most women say when their partners aren't big," Albert remarked. Sarah squinted at the dark soil to avoid the old man's hungry glare. Alex was a few inches shorter than the length Albert was claiming. Not that it mattered. He was her husband, and Albert was ...