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... assume she hates me... Well, it's not the way you treat the one you love... Yeah she's been fucking her boss for at least that long. She doesn't even look at me anymore. She is getting just what she wants, me gone... Listen, I don't want to talk about the bitch anymore. We are done except for the legalities. Let's discuss the trip. Got your passport?...I have the tickets and the reservations. I am packed up and ready to go...Yes, I am very excited." I had not heard Sam slam the front door yet. I wonder if she is eavesdropping? No matter. I was gone within the next ten minutes when my cab showed up. Gone as in permanently gone.

"Well, we will be enjoying blue water and white sand this lovely weekend ... Your sister wants to come with us? Why for goodness sake?... WHAT? You are kidding me right?... She said that? And you are going to let her

join in on our vacation? You dirty, dirty girl you... No, that's probably the nicest birthday gift anyone ever gave me...Say that again...I love you too. What's that? No way! Come on! Your mother? Come on, stop pulling my leg! Seriously, your sexy mom wants to ball me? I had no idea... Well of course I like your mom's tits. Hell they are even bigger than your magnificent mambos... I know where you inherited those sexy mountains from. I didn't think your mom even liked me...She said that? What a lovely sexy woman. She's ok with your sister and you together as well?

Sweet Gees, I'm gonna pack a few blue pills for this weekend. Looks ...

... like I'm not going to get much rest!" I giggled. This was going to be a fun weekend for me. I had no idea her sister and mother thought I was sexy.

Damn nice birthday gift for a man hurt in divorce.

"I thought your mother had a boyfriend. She hasn't dated since your dad-... I'm so sorry... I know you loved him... Well of course we will name our son after him. So all three of you this weekend? I won't be able to walk on Monday. Yes my darling, my cab is almost here. I will see you soon. Kiss-kiss. Bye-bye Honey" I ended the call.

"Who was that?" My ex-wife jumped into my face ninja style. All of sudden SHE'S JEALOUS?! Are you kidding me? Why for God's sake? Our marriage is done and flushed down the toilet, and now you care?

I walked around the angry woman.

"Your replacement. She is planning a very nice birthday party for me. I guess you forgot."

"I am sorry, I did forget! Are you really going to bang all three of those sluts?" She was extremely jealous all of a sudden. Why?

"That's none of your concern. The divorce will be a very nice birthday present."

"So this is it? No way back? We are done?" She is just figuring this out NOW? After all the shit she pulled she thought I would let her get away with that bad behavior? What an idiot.

"Your boss is pacing out there. Better get a move on. I got you a going away gift. Here." I handed her a big bottle of lube for her asshole. She's gonna need it. She just looked at it with a touch of sadness in her eyes. ...