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... one. Sell it, pawn it, shove it up your ass for all I care. It cost a bunch of money originally.

The wedding ring was my grandmother's. I'm sure our son's bride will love it if he chooses to get married. One more thing, I need you to sign a waiver for me." I explained.

"Really? A waiver? Why?"She asked.

"Because technically I am still your husband until the divorce is final. You are going to be in a gangbang this weekend and you won't tell me where, plus you are going against my will. You are on your own this weekend. I will be unable and unavailable to save you or take care of you in the event things go sideways. This relieves me of any responsibility for any injuries or death that happens to you in connection with your sexcapades this weekend. It just states that I have advised you against this party, and I will not be held accountable for your actions. Don't bother calling me, I will not pick up. I sincerely hope you change your mind before trying to fuck fifteen guys. You may contract a serious STD. Hell, you might wind up pregnant and not know which of these guys to thank." I told her quite honestly that her fun time was not without risks. I wash my hands of her stupidity.

"This will be our last time to talk. Once you walk out that door, all further communications will be via the lawyers. Thanks for the lovely

children. Thanks for most of the marriage, the last two years of shit notwithstanding. The kids are both at your parents house. I have spoken to ...

... them already, they are aware of this wonderful weekend of yours, and have a general idea of what you have been up to. I didn't give them or your parents any photos, as I didn't want to hurt any of them, not even your batshit crazy mother." I explained to her. There was a honk in the driveway. "Sign there and there. Here's your copy. You should get going. Your new man is waiting for you. Good luck to you. Do not call me. EVER!"

"You told the children?" she asked me.

"They are seventeen and eighteen years old. THEY TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR CHEATING, not the other way around. Good luck with them too!"

"Goodbye Glenn. I... I still love you," she whispered. Why? What kind of love is that? Thanks but no thanks. I thought it, but didn't say it, as I just wanted this to be done.

"Goodbye Samantha. Take care." She wanted a goodbye kiss..My phone chirped. I pulled away to avoid the kiss. I answered my phone.

"Hello, Glenn here."

"She's just leaving... Yeah, some guy is picking her up... No, I am not jokin'. She is taking on fifteen guys... Her new man set it up," I told her truthfully. "I told her not to go. I asked her to sign a waiver and I specifically told her I didn't want her to do this stupid and dangerous thing, but she's determined. I filled in her sister Sheila in case something does happen. I have a very bad feeling about this crazy thing." I listened to my new girlfriend.

"Samantha doesn't give a rat's asshole about me. She hasn't touched me in six months... I ...